Today was an action packed I wrasled, I boxed, I almost dropped a 32" TV off a 10 foot ladder, I ate fast food, got told by this hella hot lesbian girl at my work that she thinks of me when her and her lady fuck, and I got a fatty check from the goverment today!!!!! What more can a guy ask for???
Mabey some...
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teknokitty:
OHMYGOD!! Thank-you SO much for posting that incredibly HOT picture of Ewan in alcoholickitten's journal !!!
I now have masturbation material for the whole night.
You're the best!!!


You're the best!!!
alcoholickitten:
you tease!!!
*flustered*
*flustered*
Today I just might get my white ass to the beach!!! AK & TK all your beach talk from yesterday made me want to go, so I think my friend Greg and I might head out to go pimp some bitches... or at least go look at some.
I'm tired of lonely nights, today's my find a girlfriend day
Or at least a fuck buddy...
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I'm tired of lonely nights, today's my find a girlfriend day

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alcoholickitten:
Great America would be a fun weekend adventure. . . if it weren't for all the annoying teenie-boppers who will probably take it over during memorial day weekend. How much are tickets these days?
alcoholickitten:
That sounds like it could be a lot of fun. My car needs to visit the shop before we can really drive it anywhere. . . and I've been needing to do this for about a month now
I'm such a slacker, but one really doesn't need a car in the city. So maybe not this weekend, but perhaps on in the near future?
I like the idea of drinkin... all the time

I like the idea of drinkin... all the time

Porn + a hard cock + KY warming gel = masturbation
I'm sooooo sore Hey why dont you come over and Ice my crotch hehehehe.
No I have a better idea you could put the ice in your mouth then ice my crotch.
Damnit I'm horney again, great now I gotta go and jack off again.
I'll be back
Sooo uh I'm still gonna need...
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I'm sooooo sore Hey why dont you come over and Ice my crotch hehehehe.
No I have a better idea you could put the ice in your mouth then ice my crotch.
Damnit I'm horney again, great now I gotta go and jack off again.
I'll be back

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teknokitty:
Please, don't join the military. They'd make you fight Bush's crazy wars.... don't do it. The money is not worth the risk....
I spent all day topless sunbathing.
I now have nice, tan boobies. Burning Man, here I come!!
I spent all day topless sunbathing.

teknokitty:
No military for you. Teknokitty's orders.
You never even sucked on a lactating titty when you were a baby? Because I sure did. Not like I remember it or anything, but I was definitely breastfed. I attribute that to be the reason why I am so friggin' perfect. HaHa.... j/k.
Mmmmm. Chocolate syrup. Mmmmmm. Breasts.
(sigh) I think maybe I need some lovin'.
You never even sucked on a lactating titty when you were a baby? Because I sure did. Not like I remember it or anything, but I was definitely breastfed. I attribute that to be the reason why I am so friggin' perfect. HaHa.... j/k.
Mmmmm. Chocolate syrup. Mmmmmm. Breasts.
(sigh) I think maybe I need some lovin'.
Is it just me or does this new girl Palo look like Miranda from Sex in the City?
So I'm sitting here all alone in my apartment, and I'm contemplating ShRoOmInIn
It sounds fun huh? Mabey I will, Mabey I wont, it's late but I aint doin shit Just Jerkin the Meat
Does anyone know how to get pictures to show up on the journal...
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So I'm sitting here all alone in my apartment, and I'm contemplating ShRoOmInIn


Does anyone know how to get pictures to show up on the journal...
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alcoholickitten:
good luck with your shroomin'. can you shroom and jerk the meat at the same time. . .? That could be kind of fun i suppose, or kind of frightening. . .
Where are you trying to post your pictures from? Your pic folder? Some other site?
I hope you had a good night, whatever you ended up doing
ps-so you're heading out to BM for sure this year?!
Where are you trying to post your pictures from? Your pic folder? Some other site?
I hope you had a good night, whatever you ended up doing

ps-so you're heading out to BM for sure this year?!
I saw Star Wars tonight... Eh it was ok... have any of you seen it yet?
I wasnt really impressed

I wasnt really impressed
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teknokitty:
i haven't seen Star Wars yet. My expectations are *really* low, though.
I had a dream last night that Jess and Cesar both came down to SD for that rave and because Cesar was there, we all did a ton of drugs. Weirdness.
Happy Friday!!!
I had a dream last night that Jess and Cesar both came down to SD for that rave and because Cesar was there, we all did a ton of drugs. Weirdness.
Happy Friday!!!

kahlua:
i hate star wars so i dotn think ill be seeing that anytime soon.
anyway, im considering movign to san jose at the end of the year. should i do it?
anyway, im considering movign to san jose at the end of the year. should i do it?
UGH!
alcoholickitten:
Yeah, matt's an amazing mulit-tasker! a girl can't complain though
how have things been?

how have things been?
Ugh what a night... I'm still spinnin
Anyone ever have Eithopian food? It's good but after a concert and beer it makes for some nasty tasting BARF
Wu Tang Clan aint nothin to fuck with, Wu Tang Clan aint nothin to fuck with

Anyone ever have Eithopian food? It's good but after a concert and beer it makes for some nasty tasting BARF

Wu Tang Clan aint nothin to fuck with, Wu Tang Clan aint nothin to fuck with

alcoholickitten:
YUM! Eithopian flavored vomit. My favorite! How was the show? Where did they play?
Unfortunately i have to wake up at 6:30 on sundays, so that means no party for me
But I don't feel TOO bad about it since I got to see all of you guys just a few weekends ago
I'll be there in spirit. Drink a sidecar for me, will ya?
Unfortunately i have to wake up at 6:30 on sundays, so that means no party for me


Jimmy Eat World with Jessi tonight, this should be fun.
Don't forget to wish her happy b-day it's tomorrow
Don't forget to wish her happy b-day it's tomorrow

alcoholickitten:
hhmmm... i wonder how that is going to go.
She's pretty much impossible to get a hold of, so tell her i said happy birthing day.
She's pretty much impossible to get a hold of, so tell her i said happy birthing day.
woke up at 6 today to be at work by 7 to build a new game from scratch... I'm so good
was suppost to go and work out for an hour but I'm sleepy...I'm not so good

was suppost to go and work out for an hour but I'm sleepy...I'm not so good

alcoholickitten:
Finding motivation to work out can be rather hard at times! I totally know the feeling
What game were you building from scratch?
Oh, and i'm pretty positive that the little white house was from the night of the burn. It was quite a memorable experience for me, and I was also a bit fucked up myself which also points to the night of the burn

What game were you building from scratch?
Oh, and i'm pretty positive that the little white house was from the night of the burn. It was quite a memorable experience for me, and I was also a bit fucked up myself which also points to the night of the burn

alcoholickitten:
The night we met Adrian, yes. And that was the night that the Man burned. I promise you this. I wasn't fucked up the night before, just that night.
You're a pussy stalker
You're a pussy stalker
