tictactoogirl

Okay, so let me tell you about my roommate, Courtney:

1. she's fat (and I know that it's nothing to hold against her, but when she's around 180/190 lbs... and still tried to wear size MEDIUM tops, it just *don't* work)

2. she's obnoxious (she *touched* my boyfriend when I was out of the room... and he almost threw up *haha*)

3. she sticks her nose in everyone's business (her "friend" Pat got kicked out of his band, Dropout High, and one of my "friends" got hired for lead singer and she holds it against *me*)

4. she thinks everyone likes her, but they DON'T (this was confirmed by Jo, I asked her!)

5. she bitches about *everything* (I know I'm not a whole lot better, but she starts when *I* first wake up)

6. she talks just to hear her own voice (she just has nothing but pathetic stories of "how bad" her life is... grow up)

7. she's an absolute SLOB (dirty undies on the floor... dishes 3 weeks old... moldy food in my fridge!)

8. she has little to no personal hygeine (I'm sorry, but I believe in showering every day and brushing your teeth as often as possible)

9. she has no general respect for those around her (Katie tries to go to bed around 12 or 1 a.m., Courtney likes to watch tv until 2 or 3 a.m. ... with the volume up the *whole way*)

10. she thinks she's god's gift to men and will sleep with anyone who gives her the time of day (seriously, I don't think that you should sleep with someone from online... after meeting them only once in person)

But, alas! I am getting rid of her! She is going away! I get my own room! No more of that fat bitch!