Man, I really hate shopping for clothes! I went to get a blouse for a big fancy impressive dinner with the president of the college at JCPenney. Yea, I couldn't find a decent blouse in the Juniors department that fit around my hips. I had to go to the Women's section and (no offense) their blouses were...matronly. I'm done with my shallow bitching! 
adamantium:
Your bitching makes you cute. 
And since your pretty hot anyway, it just adds to that.
And since your pretty hot anyway, it just adds to that.