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Hahahah that's funny. I did think you farted. That's just your sneaky way into getting me to admit my darkest secrets.
Well....I was just kidding....because everyone knows that girls don't fart.
Geese are more fun to chase than ducks because they chase back, duh.

I've 'ad worse!

I think about that all the time. what movies should smell like I mean. Smell evokes the most veisceral responses, I wonder why they haven't tapped into that yet? Do you remember in the 80's Madonna released an album (can't recall which one) and the album jackets smelled like patchouli?
I envision (en-smell?) Darth as smelling like leather, with a touch of b.o.

--l*P

Gee you're getting old. Dagnabit is my phrase! Dagnabit it all!

movies that smell... hmm I'd rather an interactive movie first.

You say that like you *used* to be involved in something more illicit?

When it's my turn I think I'll stipulate in my will that it's an old-style viking funeral pyre and everyone will have to stand there and smell me burn...

You like?

WTF? *heads to video store to find Brain Candy*

i think that i missed you the most scarecrow!

"...as the muscles have atrophied, I noticed that my head was looking unusually large. "

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG, hilarious!

"Why was he inquiring about shampoo? Was he in awe of my own hair perhaps?"

Please stop, my stomach hurts!

do you think he may of meant hair gel and didnt know the word?

finished all of Chuck P's books on vacation, have you read them? i would recommend them all, good stuff and quick reads.

whats going on with the indian chica? i was out dancing two weeks ago (well, i watched people dance) and this indian/arab girl took her top off and exposed the most magnificent breasts i have ever seen.

they defied gravity. beautiful.

i immediately (well, not really, but much later) thought of you and that girl, and wondered about her breasts.

I can't believe I'm even taking the time to make a comment in a journal this pitiful. You better have something better for me to read the next time I stop by.

That made me laugh!
Ima gonna have to ask her to bring those home. They send electric shocks and that sounds like good times to me.
I still think that it's shameful to leave an update like that up. I mean, why bother?

Yes they are
I think the bodies are a Euro thing but you can get them on ebay. I'll put a pic of my collection in the "hoarding" file.

Thanks! Hopefully I will be too.

I totally forgot where I found it but it was the funniest thing I had ever seen so i decided to import it here

Thanks.

Now I'm torn between styles, not colors. I can't decide if Iwant to just take off a little length (like Snow's hair) or take off a lot, but mostly in the back (like Emylou's hair). Both would look good, I just can't decide.

While I also hate many of the lawyers I know, as someone who is still technically one, I feel the need to defend my brethren. For almost everything that lawyers get blamed for the true fault lies with two groups.
The first group are the legislatures who pass stupid laws and don't pass smart ones. Many of them have legal training but a lot do not. Many of the people who end up writing laws dont know shit about law. That is where part of the problem starts. Many of the rest just don't fucking think.
The second group are greedy plaintiffs. Without them stupid lawsuits are not possible. They are the ones who turn a relatively small percentage of litigation happy lawyers into a pariah. There are a lot of reasons to hate lawyers, but really our litigation happy society wasnt caused by them, the reverse is true, a litigation happy society and an incompetant legislature created a small group of unscrupulous lawyers and allowed them to disproportionately represent their profession in the public eye.
That being said lawyers do tend to suck. The practice of law sucks even more. Its just that the real reasons why they suck are totally different than those suggested by the general public.
Ok end of rant. I think it sucks that the tree got fucking sheared. Hope your day/week gets better.

Thanks so dropping by my journal. Value your time with them. I don't feel stronger but I do feel better. Everyone but my mom is dead so no more funerals for a long time...I pray

sorry about the movie, i went and saw Saw... ill trade you my useless mindfuck for your mood killer.

I think the same thing about Gary Sinise every time I see him. Very few actors of his caliber out there.

"To have my very own volcanic island fortress and private army of SG to wreak global havoc..."

Sounds a lot like mine.

hey there. Sorry, not hiding out, just spending time in the RL. Got to before the snow starts, cause then I'll be here all winter long.

A quick fix on the desk front - move the computer to the other side of your desk, if its on the right or left side. If its in the center, move it to one side. Then move everything else on the desk, replace some things, put up posters on the wall or window behind your desk (or on the chair of the person in front of you) depicting places you've never been. Its like a mini vacation, but its mostly a change without succumbing to the actual change. What I mean is, years ago a study was done, and according to that study, people would shortly begin to make drastic changes in their lives every 5 years, usually in their career. So don't succumb to the study and make their findings correct, and instead just make small changes.