I think just about everyone has had that dream where youre back in school taking a big exam but you havent studied. For me its always algebra. I was born without a left brain and that subject still inspires nightmares.
Anyway, I had a slight variation on that dream last night. In this one, I was participating in a reunion performance of our high school...
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Anyway, I had a slight variation on that dream last night. In this one, I was participating in a reunion performance of our high school...
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thora:
Thanks for all that; I'm going to fwd it to her. It's a lot of responsibility for me, and I don't see the advantage to pitching it here instead of in France, but I will.
When I lived in Paris, I was in the business, so maybe I should know more about this red tape stuff. I went to the Cours Florent, wrote plays, but my experience with the "higher-ups" was as an actor. All the writing I did I handled myself - found actors, rented theaters, or performed my own monologues. I wrote an entire novel and had a blast with it, but the thought of doing the query letter and formatting is, well, a turn-off. That's just me. So to do it for someone else is a bit daunting and distasteful. Anyway, thank you.
When I lived in Paris, I was in the business, so maybe I should know more about this red tape stuff. I went to the Cours Florent, wrote plays, but my experience with the "higher-ups" was as an actor. All the writing I did I handled myself - found actors, rented theaters, or performed my own monologues. I wrote an entire novel and had a blast with it, but the thought of doing the query letter and formatting is, well, a turn-off. That's just me. So to do it for someone else is a bit daunting and distasteful. Anyway, thank you.
thora:
Thanks for all that; I'm going to fwd it to her. It's a lot of responsibility for me, and I don't see the advantage to pitching it here instead of in France, but I will.
When I lived in Paris, I was in the business, so maybe I should know more about this red tape stuff. I went to the Cours Florent, wrote plays, but my experience with the "higher-ups" was as an actor. All the writing I did I handled myself - found actors, rented theaters, or performed my own monologues. I wrote an entire novel and had a blast with it, but the thought of doing the query letter and formatting is, well, a turn-off. That's just me. So to do it for someone else is a bit daunting and distasteful. Anyway, thank you.
When I lived in Paris, I was in the business, so maybe I should know more about this red tape stuff. I went to the Cours Florent, wrote plays, but my experience with the "higher-ups" was as an actor. All the writing I did I handled myself - found actors, rented theaters, or performed my own monologues. I wrote an entire novel and had a blast with it, but the thought of doing the query letter and formatting is, well, a turn-off. That's just me. So to do it for someone else is a bit daunting and distasteful. Anyway, thank you.
Anger, fear, aggression... The dark side, are they...
How can a day start so well and end with me almost going postal? I managed to stay my tongue and not emit red hot lasers from my eyes, but it took every ounce of self-restraint in my person.
Sorry to be vague, but I don't really want to talk about it. Which makes for a pretty...
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How can a day start so well and end with me almost going postal? I managed to stay my tongue and not emit red hot lasers from my eyes, but it took every ounce of self-restraint in my person.
Sorry to be vague, but I don't really want to talk about it. Which makes for a pretty...
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luckyp:
The Peter Principle: people are promoted to their level of incompetence.
I hope it gets better!
--l*P
I hope it gets better!
--l*P
mister_tophat:
Well, I don't know that any time is a good time to stop sniffing glue. Unless you're saying "fuck it" and moving up to straight ether.
Sometimes office bullshit requires the mastery of interpersonal communication akido... you must show the unenlightened their error utilizing their own imbalance. Or put chips in their brain... (either potato or micro should work)
Keep rocking the unfree world
Sometimes office bullshit requires the mastery of interpersonal communication akido... you must show the unenlightened their error utilizing their own imbalance. Or put chips in their brain... (either potato or micro should work)
Keep rocking the unfree world
And were back
All and all it was a good break once I calmed down anyway. My parents are truly great people though they seem to be turning into Morty and Helen Seinfeld, with occasional spikes into Frank and Estelle Costanza territory.
Anyway, it was a lot of eating, reading and writing. In other words, a whole lot of time spent on my ass. I...
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All and all it was a good break once I calmed down anyway. My parents are truly great people though they seem to be turning into Morty and Helen Seinfeld, with occasional spikes into Frank and Estelle Costanza territory.
Anyway, it was a lot of eating, reading and writing. In other words, a whole lot of time spent on my ass. I...
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mister_tophat:
Tiberius, you are one cool motherfucka (and inspiring too)!
perhapsevil:
You know I'm buying the spy kit for her just to see if it works, that way I can go buy one.
So what if Club 33 sells acohol, that's why they made Downtown Disney, plus they have the $6 Margarita stand at the California Adventure Park.
I've never heard of "Walt's Willy", do tell.
So what if Club 33 sells acohol, that's why they made Downtown Disney, plus they have the $6 Margarita stand at the California Adventure Park.
I've never heard of "Walt's Willy", do tell.
Well the fat lady... she hath sung... Got an email from the manager... Passes all around on the latest script. "Too dark," was the general reaction. Oh, but there's one producer who's interested in toning it down and turning it in to more of a "family adventure fantasy."
"Go screw." was my reaction.
I can live with failure. Selling my soul, however, is not in...
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"Go screw." was my reaction.
I can live with failure. Selling my soul, however, is not in...
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metier_catwoman:
Just don't let pops catch you rubbin one out to porn...let me tell you heh 
well, good night to ya. I've got eyebleeding work in the morning at an ungodly hour.
well, good night to ya. I've got eyebleeding work in the morning at an ungodly hour.
perhapsevil:
That is awesome! Those pictures are expensive. No one I take to Disneyland even knows that there's a gallery there. That patio in the center up there is so peaceful and shady, there's no one ever there. I tell myself that I'm going to get something to eat and bring it up there, instead of having to face the brutal crowds and fight for seats. Doesn't happen.
Did you have a one or two park pass?
What was the best part of your day?
What was the worst?
What did you eat?
For me, what I eat can either make or break my day. If I ate something bad, it would make me bitter for the rest of the day.
I'm asking too many questions, but you did go to my favorite place.
Pedophile Jesus!
Big Lebowski! That actually took me awhile.
Bowling's fun! I'm bad at it, but it's fun. I think I got an 86 last time. Boo yah!
Did you have a one or two park pass?
What was the best part of your day?
What was the worst?
What did you eat?
For me, what I eat can either make or break my day. If I ate something bad, it would make me bitter for the rest of the day.
I'm asking too many questions, but you did go to my favorite place.
Pedophile Jesus!
Big Lebowski! That actually took me awhile.
Bowling's fun! I'm bad at it, but it's fun. I think I got an 86 last time. Boo yah!
The day of the turkey cometh
For it was written in the chronicles of Gobbler the Wise that each year a great purge would befall the brotherhood of turkeys. The foul hairless apes, wishing to slake their hunger on the flesh of the docile bird, would beset the peaceful turkey villages. Again and again they would come, bringing with them a cornucopia of horror; oh...
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For it was written in the chronicles of Gobbler the Wise that each year a great purge would befall the brotherhood of turkeys. The foul hairless apes, wishing to slake their hunger on the flesh of the docile bird, would beset the peaceful turkey villages. Again and again they would come, bringing with them a cornucopia of horror; oh...
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perhapsevil:
I love my mom, the strange and perverse don't shock her, She used to be a bartender. She's probably dirtier than me, in the disguise of a sweet old lady. Oooh, she's sneakier than me too.
There's a scary movie called Uncle Sam so you could classify that one under The 4th of July.
There's a scary movie called Uncle Sam so you could classify that one under The 4th of July.
akirali:
Thanks man. Have a good turkey day yourself 
Oh dreaded Monday Why do you vex me so?
Saturday night was ugly just plain ol ugly Inebrius-Maximus would have been my gladiator name. The party was OK, but the cross-section wasnt as fun as it could have been. Thus me and the roomy found our own quiet corner and plied ourselves with copious amounts of liquor. No sense in staying coherent if theres no...
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Saturday night was ugly just plain ol ugly Inebrius-Maximus would have been my gladiator name. The party was OK, but the cross-section wasnt as fun as it could have been. Thus me and the roomy found our own quiet corner and plied ourselves with copious amounts of liquor. No sense in staying coherent if theres no...
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stuzzy:
leave the past behind. forge ahead into the future.
walkswithbears:
meh, the grass is always greener...take care dude!
I woke early hoping to grab a showing of The Incredibles before the little ones descended on the theaters... But no, they were already out in full force.
Thus I got to see National Treasure...
Actually it wasn't as craptastic as I was expecting it to be. You had to turn your suspension of disbelief to maximum, but it did have a fairly lucid plot......
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Thus I got to see National Treasure...
Actually it wasn't as craptastic as I was expecting it to be. You had to turn your suspension of disbelief to maximum, but it did have a fairly lucid plot......
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mister_tophat:
Hmmm...cruel, but I suppose the enjoyment of the product will erase the shame of acquiring...
srbuell:
Makes me wish I worked at 7-11 so I could do that...
"Honey, where's my super-suit!?!?!"
"Honey, where's my super-suit!?!?!"
Anyone else sick of listening to the continual whine about television content, the FCC, Janet Jacksons shriveled teat and some dumb slut from Desperate Housewives?
Yeah, me too.
Heres a novel idea: how about all TV goes pay? I mean, theres nothing in the Constitution that guarantees a right to television. Make the dumbass populace pay for even basic TV it could be as little...
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Yeah, me too.
Heres a novel idea: how about all TV goes pay? I mean, theres nothing in the Constitution that guarantees a right to television. Make the dumbass populace pay for even basic TV it could be as little...
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paulnikon:
WOLVERINES!!! Is right.
cest_la_mae:
I'm an on and off again Howard fan and I agree that his whining has become tiresome but he seemed willing to accept fines (some fines coming in years after the airing) if others were held to the same standards. You may have heard about Oprah's reprocussion free "rainbow party" episode, oh the hypocrisy.
I already have Sirius so I'll check him out.
Yeah, who isn't sick of Miss Jackson et al...
But please keep those Herbal Essence commercials coming...
mmmmmmm ooooooOOOOOO YESSS YESSS YESSSSS !!!
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I already have Sirius so I'll check him out.
Yeah, who isn't sick of Miss Jackson et al...
But please keep those Herbal Essence commercials coming...
mmmmmmm ooooooOOOOOO YESSS YESSS YESSSSS !!!
[Edited on Nov 19, 2004 8:57PM]
Theres nothing like knowing that somewhere out there people who you dont even know are tearing into your work and judging it in the harshest possible light
Gee this is fun
Luckily there are lifes little pleasures Pizza, cigarettes, whiskey, slim jims I like to think of them as my own special health regiment. I figure that if I maintain a balanced diet of the...
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Gee this is fun
Luckily there are lifes little pleasures Pizza, cigarettes, whiskey, slim jims I like to think of them as my own special health regiment. I figure that if I maintain a balanced diet of the...
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patch:
"cheese-burrowing wig moth" ? WTF brother?
i almost went back to the place where i saw the beautiful breasts last night, but i was to bushed to go out and party.
turns out the place has $1 jaeger bombs. why didnt i know that before??!!??
i almost went back to the place where i saw the beautiful breasts last night, but i was to bushed to go out and party.
turns out the place has $1 jaeger bombs. why didnt i know that before??!!??
mister_tophat:
Sure there are barbeques in space...they're just BYOO--Bring Your Own Oxygen. And plus I'd really like to see what kind of thingamabob/widget the Guinness people would put in their space beer.
and yes, i almost did a sex wee when i saw that pic. its cranked my excitement up even more!
~cheers