Kids ask the darndest things
Like, how did you meet?, what was the first thing you said when you met?, and my personal favorite, are you going to get married?
Unfortunately shed already had her snow cone, so there was no way to bargain my way out of the situation; i.e. unless you stop asking questions, you dont get a snow cone.
Anyhoo, finally met...
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Like, how did you meet?, what was the first thing you said when you met?, and my personal favorite, are you going to get married?
Unfortunately shed already had her snow cone, so there was no way to bargain my way out of the situation; i.e. unless you stop asking questions, you dont get a snow cone.
Anyhoo, finally met...
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hermes:
Yup it looks promising. Still gutted though that he bailed on X3, which will probably end up being much weaker in his absence.
stuzzy:
I wish they would pick another DC character to make a movie about, hell, supes has had 4 movies already.
I don't think DC has as many well known characters as Marvel does and that's the problem.
I don't think DC has as many well known characters as Marvel does and that's the problem.
UPDATE:
I WANNA GO!!!
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So whats goin on, anyway?
Stuff
Yeah, my brain is frizzle fried right about now.
But hey, I gots me my tickets for Episode III, so all is right with the world. But I am pissed about it not showing at the Chinese Theater. See, waaaaay back when I was in the eighth grade, when the prequels were still but...
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I WANNA GO!!!
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So whats goin on, anyway?
Stuff
Yeah, my brain is frizzle fried right about now.
But hey, I gots me my tickets for Episode III, so all is right with the world. But I am pissed about it not showing at the Chinese Theater. See, waaaaay back when I was in the eighth grade, when the prequels were still but...
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unravled:
I actually like grocery shopping. I have a deep and abiding hate for the DMV, though.
kay:
Thanks sweetie!
~cheers
~cheers
Tip of the day:
When a conceptual artist working in the digital medium shows you a new work featuring an attractive female, think twice before commenting on her luscious breasts.
You may just find out that they belong to his wife
And while of course he should be flattered, theres just no way around the ensuing awkward silence
When a conceptual artist working in the digital medium shows you a new work featuring an attractive female, think twice before commenting on her luscious breasts.
You may just find out that they belong to his wife
And while of course he should be flattered, theres just no way around the ensuing awkward silence
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akirali:
Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences.
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences.
srbuell:
Fuck that, bro. Someone shows me his wife's titties, he'll be lucky if I don't ask to take the pic to the bathroom. He told you that was his wife, your immediate response shoulda been, "She let you titty fuck, dawg?" Followed by an attempted hi-five.
Life is so much easier when you already know you're going to hell.
Life is so much easier when you already know you're going to hell.
Holy crap was I sick little monkey! 
You know youre bad when the boss actually demands that you go home, but you still hesitate because youre not sure that you can actually make it. And let me tell ya, navigating the lunch rush on the 101 while trying to keep your cookies down is no small feat.
Heres the really weird thing:
A few weeks...
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You know youre bad when the boss actually demands that you go home, but you still hesitate because youre not sure that you can actually make it. And let me tell ya, navigating the lunch rush on the 101 while trying to keep your cookies down is no small feat.
Heres the really weird thing:
A few weeks...
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hermes:
It was these guys! 
girly:
Aww, hope you're feeling better soon. 
Well, the credit card never turned up. Luckily the good people at American Express were terrified by the thought that I should take a break in my spending, and I found a new card waiting for me when I came into work in this morning. No mystery charges, so all is well.
The weekend was pretty quiet, all and all. Sat around and watched Hellboy...
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The weekend was pretty quiet, all and all. Sat around and watched Hellboy...
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xip:
There's a real place called Melrose?
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stuzzy:
dude, you are THE MAN!!
Ahhhhh!!!
A credit card is missing from my wallet!
Please, please, PLEASE let it be sitting at home on the kitchen table. I called the company; no mystery charges, thank God.
Nonetheless...
A credit card is missing from my wallet!
Please, please, PLEASE let it be sitting at home on the kitchen table. I called the company; no mystery charges, thank God.
Nonetheless...
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hermes:
So did you find it?
doublec:
thank you! ..so was your credit card sitting on the kitchen table? i lost my wallet back around halloween and someone used my debit card to charge stuff at a womens store selling sports team logo stuff...def. not a place i would shop! i got the charges reversed and finally got everything in my wallet replaced but by was that a scary moment!...hope you found it!
..so was your credit card sitting on the kitchen table? i lost my wallet back around halloween and someone used my debit card to charge stuff at a womens store selling sports team logo stuff...def. not a place i would shop! i got the charges reversed and finally got everything in my wallet replaced but by was that a scary moment!...hope you found it! I may have to kill my telephone
Its been ringing off the hook since I walked in this morning. And being that my reading pile is about two weeks deep, each interruption has elicited an exclamation more volatile than the last.
And Of course I had to deal with the most annoying of callers. Every time he calls he gives not only his name, but...
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Its been ringing off the hook since I walked in this morning. And being that my reading pile is about two weeks deep, each interruption has elicited an exclamation more volatile than the last.
And Of course I had to deal with the most annoying of callers. Every time he calls he gives not only his name, but...
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xip:
I don't know about you, but the only reason I go to Germany is for the red cabbage.
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stuzzy:
hey man, stuzzy here. I work for OneUp Innovations, Chris ____ is my boss, so anyway......
Ugh
I have to deal with agents today.
I swear, you can actually feel your IQ dropping when in their presence
Hmmm
Maybe Ill ask them if they saw that South Park episode from a couple weeks ago.
I have to deal with agents today.
I swear, you can actually feel your IQ dropping when in their presence
Hmmm
Maybe Ill ask them if they saw that South Park episode from a couple weeks ago.
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patch:
i have to wonder.
what kind of vehicle do you drive?
my guess is a datsun. i dont know why, but i just picture you cruisin around in this:
what kind of vehicle do you drive?
my guess is a datsun. i dont know why, but i just picture you cruisin around in this:
perhapsevil:
Hahahahah^^^^ Me too!
Hey,
make me a new profile picture, will ya?
I'm tired of having to hide my profile page everytime someone walks by my desk.
Hey,
make me a new profile picture, will ya?
I'm tired of having to hide my profile page everytime someone walks by my desk.
Monday You foul beast. Why do you plague me so???
Oh well
Feeling much better now. Ive still got a little crap in my sinuses and in the back of the throat, but its tolerable.
Gee, I bet you all were just dying to know that
Anyway, FYI, Vespers PERHAPSEVIL again Go figure
Anyway, a good weekend was had. We Vegged out most of Friday...
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Oh well
Feeling much better now. Ive still got a little crap in my sinuses and in the back of the throat, but its tolerable.
Gee, I bet you all were just dying to know that
Anyway, FYI, Vespers PERHAPSEVIL again Go figure
Anyway, a good weekend was had. We Vegged out most of Friday...
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linz:
oh my god! it's pee wee's BIKE!
xip:
They KEPT the pill bottle by Marilyn's body? And.. SAVED it? And then put it ON DISPLAY?
Cool!
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Cool!
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I don't mind the drive anymore.
I use the time to practice singing.
Shuddup.
If you want me to come, we can hang out there tomorrow and get back to OC around 7ish.