Just got a message from Mom:
"Sorry honey. Have to sign off early. The sirens are going off and the tornado was spotted about three miles from here..."
This message has been brought to you by "why I don't live in Nebraska anymore!"
...Of course now I live on the San Andreas fault...
I just can't win...
"Sorry honey. Have to sign off early. The sirens are going off and the tornado was spotted about three miles from here..."
This message has been brought to you by "why I don't live in Nebraska anymore!"
...Of course now I live on the San Andreas fault...
I just can't win...
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so you think i should be the new face of walmart, huh?
But I'm beginning to realize that I'm not psychic.
Dammit!