Friday Apr 15, 2005

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Tip of the day:

When a conceptual artist working in the digital medium shows you a new work featuring an attractive female, think twice before commenting on her luscious breasts.

You may just find out that they belong to his wife

And while of course he should be flattered, theres just no way around the ensuing awkward silence


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akirali:
Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences.
srbuell:
Fuck that, bro. Someone shows me his wife's titties, he'll be lucky if I don't ask to take the pic to the bathroom. He told you that was his wife, your immediate response shoulda been, "She let you titty fuck, dawg?" Followed by an attempted hi-five.

Life is so much easier when you already know you're going to hell.

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