Wow a two hour drive into work this morning If that doesnt lead you to road rage, you my friend are one cool cucumber.
And ya know, I think its time to ditch the whole carpool lane thing. It was a lovely idea, but completely impractical when you see a perfectly good lane with ONLY ONE CAR USING IT!!!
This is the greater L.A. area. Its a corporate and service industry hub thats spread over hundreds of square miles. There are multiple burbs and business areas. Nobody lives near their coworkers. Some people prefer the beach, others the city, and others the boonies. and from what I can see, half the populace moves around the city as part of their job anyway.
OK, enough ranting.
But it was worth the drive so I could experience the joy of Evils golden pipes last night
She also has a lovely singing voice.
She made me watch The Notebook and Top Gun this weekend. Actually, the Notebook wasnt as painful as I expected, and coming from a family with a history of Alzheimers, it did strike a few emotional nerves.
And Ill yet have my revenge. Ill make her watch Somewhere in Time. See, thats how you do a love story that allows the male portion of the audience to retain a modicum of dignity: throw in some time travel.
Top Gun, however, still sucks. Yeah, I know, Im crazy. But man, that movie has more double entendres than a Truman Capote story in an issue of Stud Puppy.
And as if those two flicks didnt make me question the viability of my testicles, we also hit a bunch of antique stores on Sunday...
And she made me move a couch
But hey, at least she didnt make me watch the Oscars. That right there makes up for the couch.
And wow! Junior high girls are filthy little buggers. We took her little sis out for lunch after her basketball game. She and her cousin left me in wide-eyed disbelief. Kids these days Granted, I dont think they fully understood half of what was coming out of their mouths, but still
I tell ya, if I ever have daughters, Im buyin a shovel and big gun which will be displayed prominently should any boys show up on the doorstep.
And ya know, I think its time to ditch the whole carpool lane thing. It was a lovely idea, but completely impractical when you see a perfectly good lane with ONLY ONE CAR USING IT!!!
This is the greater L.A. area. Its a corporate and service industry hub thats spread over hundreds of square miles. There are multiple burbs and business areas. Nobody lives near their coworkers. Some people prefer the beach, others the city, and others the boonies. and from what I can see, half the populace moves around the city as part of their job anyway.
OK, enough ranting.
But it was worth the drive so I could experience the joy of Evils golden pipes last night
She also has a lovely singing voice.
She made me watch The Notebook and Top Gun this weekend. Actually, the Notebook wasnt as painful as I expected, and coming from a family with a history of Alzheimers, it did strike a few emotional nerves.
And Ill yet have my revenge. Ill make her watch Somewhere in Time. See, thats how you do a love story that allows the male portion of the audience to retain a modicum of dignity: throw in some time travel.
Top Gun, however, still sucks. Yeah, I know, Im crazy. But man, that movie has more double entendres than a Truman Capote story in an issue of Stud Puppy.
And as if those two flicks didnt make me question the viability of my testicles, we also hit a bunch of antique stores on Sunday...
And she made me move a couch
But hey, at least she didnt make me watch the Oscars. That right there makes up for the couch.
And wow! Junior high girls are filthy little buggers. We took her little sis out for lunch after her basketball game. She and her cousin left me in wide-eyed disbelief. Kids these days Granted, I dont think they fully understood half of what was coming out of their mouths, but still
I tell ya, if I ever have daughters, Im buyin a shovel and big gun which will be displayed prominently should any boys show up on the doorstep.
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Before I forget, here's something that might brighten your day.
Ann couldn't believe when you told her how old you were, she thought you were 24 or 25.
So maybe you just feel like an old person.
You feel pretty good to me.
The choices were overwhelming and downright intimidating.
So my sister's going to be wondering why there's a package for me from Rock Hard Productions.
Hey, I can get us 70% off at any Hyatt.
Keep that in mind.