So its Oscar time again...
The only reason I know is because my drive into work took almost twice as long today. Can somebody explain to me why traffic should be rerouted just so the world can watch a bunch of mental midgets walk down a red carpet in fancy-shmancy clothes???
These are people that, when you think about it, should be shot, hung, drawn and quartered, yet we give them their own night to sit around and jack each other off. All it is is an excuse for these assholes agents to demand higher fees. Thats all. Nothing more. Any attempts at art, or thought-provoking entertainment for that matter, have left the building.
If you watch the Oscars, be ashamed be very ashamed.
Frankly, I wish The Passion had received a ton of nominations just so that it could win em all and piss these elitist Hollywood fuckers off.
Or even better, why cant the terrorists blow up the Oscars? It would pave the way for a new generation to take over the machine. Wed have a couple good years before it devolved all over again.
Which reminds me: I read a commentary the other day that made me laugh. The price of gas has gone up something like 1000% since autos were invented. The price of movies has gone up roughly 3000%. Now, while gasoline has become cleaner and more efficient over the years, movies have grown more and more prurient and banal.
So we shriek when the price of gas goes up a cent, but continue to happily fork over our hard earned dollars for the mindless drivel of tinsel town???
It reminds me of something my father told me when I was still a young lad: give the people what they want, not what they need. If they need it, theyll think they automatically deserve it and try and get it for free. If they just want it, theyll pay any price and come back for seconds.
OK, Im breathing again
But seriously, dont watch the Oscars. I have no doubt that not watching increases your chances of getting into Heaven.
Lets see
Oh, I forgot to mention: I got the original Star Wars trilogy soundtrack set for $16.99!!! Mind you, each CD goes for $20, but some schmuck at Barnes and Noble put the wrong price tag on it. I even said to the cashier, this has got to be a mistake. Nonetheless, he scanned it and gave it to me with a wink.
Now that I think about it, he might have been flirting
I do tend to attract gay guys I dont know why Maybe its my very vocal hatred of sports Remind me to tell you about my night out in London someday
Im flattered and all, but why cant women be as aggressive?
Oh well New Quinne set Life is good.
The only reason I know is because my drive into work took almost twice as long today. Can somebody explain to me why traffic should be rerouted just so the world can watch a bunch of mental midgets walk down a red carpet in fancy-shmancy clothes???
These are people that, when you think about it, should be shot, hung, drawn and quartered, yet we give them their own night to sit around and jack each other off. All it is is an excuse for these assholes agents to demand higher fees. Thats all. Nothing more. Any attempts at art, or thought-provoking entertainment for that matter, have left the building.
If you watch the Oscars, be ashamed be very ashamed.
Frankly, I wish The Passion had received a ton of nominations just so that it could win em all and piss these elitist Hollywood fuckers off.
Or even better, why cant the terrorists blow up the Oscars? It would pave the way for a new generation to take over the machine. Wed have a couple good years before it devolved all over again.
Which reminds me: I read a commentary the other day that made me laugh. The price of gas has gone up something like 1000% since autos were invented. The price of movies has gone up roughly 3000%. Now, while gasoline has become cleaner and more efficient over the years, movies have grown more and more prurient and banal.
So we shriek when the price of gas goes up a cent, but continue to happily fork over our hard earned dollars for the mindless drivel of tinsel town???
It reminds me of something my father told me when I was still a young lad: give the people what they want, not what they need. If they need it, theyll think they automatically deserve it and try and get it for free. If they just want it, theyll pay any price and come back for seconds.
OK, Im breathing again
But seriously, dont watch the Oscars. I have no doubt that not watching increases your chances of getting into Heaven.
Lets see
Oh, I forgot to mention: I got the original Star Wars trilogy soundtrack set for $16.99!!! Mind you, each CD goes for $20, but some schmuck at Barnes and Noble put the wrong price tag on it. I even said to the cashier, this has got to be a mistake. Nonetheless, he scanned it and gave it to me with a wink.
Now that I think about it, he might have been flirting
I do tend to attract gay guys I dont know why Maybe its my very vocal hatred of sports Remind me to tell you about my night out in London someday
Im flattered and all, but why cant women be as aggressive?
Oh well New Quinne set Life is good.
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akirali:
I hear ya, I've been hit on by gay men way more than straight women. Ah well. Such is life. And I am a movie whore so I will be watching the Oscars from beginning to end. Even though this year's crop is significantly lacking. You can't have 5 groundbreaking films every year.
suxcitystalker:
Hello sweetie. SO how ya doin? 