tiberius

I have evil friends. One of them just sent me what is certainly the most horrible, depraved piece of pornography ever set to video. Indeed, it may well have served as the inspiration for "Back Door Sluts 9" of South Park fame. Why do these videos always come out of Germany and Japan? What the hell did we do to those people in WWII???

I'll never be the same. And I feel like I have to forward it... like forcing others to see it will somehow save my own damned soul... You know, kinda like in The Ring...

And the damndest thing... We found what can only be described as a kimono in one of closets. No one's owning up to it. I know it's not mine. Where the hell did it come from? Kimonos do not randomly appear in closets!

...or do they?

And now roommate #2 just asked if I want to go to a turtle neck party on Saturday. What the fuck is a turtle neck party???

I'm so confused...