Wonder how many people are gonna make this connection today. 
Batboy...
Batgirl...
And now for a bit of tasteless silliness from my own personal news source. Truth is stranger than fiction...
TEACHER/STUDENT SEX CASE CREATES CONTROVERSY
-TAMPA
Faced with charges of lewd and lascivious behavior stemming from an alleged affair with one of her 14 year old students, 24 year old Hillsborough County teacher DEABRA LEFAVE is creating a storm of controversy that some believe illustrates the double standard that divides male and female sexuality.
She gets ten years and he becomes the king of the school. Its a little unfair if you ask me, said SANDRA BISHOP, spokesperson for the Togetherness Women Action Team, or T.W.A.T. Im not saying what she did was right, but I mean I heard the kids dad is asking him for pointers now.
Indeed, the case has drawn national attention, if for no other reason than the fact that, by all outward appearances, LeFave should have had no trouble soliciting sexual favors at any of Floridas numerous singles bars, having posed for the popular technical journal Makes &Models.
Oh shit! I gotta get that issue, said Florida state prosecutor, EARL SIMMONS. After nervously clearing his throat, Simmons continued: But yeah, its a complicated case. (pauses as though searching for an explanation) She taught that boy things he has no business knowin about not for at least another year or two Shes a very dirty girl. (stares off into space) Very dirty I bet she wears G-strings maybe a boustier and high heels I saw my wife in a G-string once (shivers) Looked like someone was doing an autopsy on Orson Wells.
Meanwhile, requests for personal appearances by LeFaves alleged victim have been coming from far and wide. FBI profilers are interested in his perspective to aid them in their understanding of female sexual predators. Similarly, numerous science fiction and comic book conventions have requested his presence on discussion panels in the hope that he might tell attendees how and where to meet female sexual predators.
Other organizations have also begun charity drives with the goal of providing a better future for the boy. The brothers of the Florida State University chapter of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity have started a collection that they hope will raise sufficient funds for college tuition. Theyve also gone so far as to waive any potential pledge semester hazing, hoping that he might consider joining the brotherhood. Said chapter president BLAKE WALTER, Dude, if hes pullin fur like that at 14, hes gonna be a fucking God by the time he gets to college ya know, to matriculate and shit.
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Batboy...
Batgirl...
And now for a bit of tasteless silliness from my own personal news source. Truth is stranger than fiction...
TEACHER/STUDENT SEX CASE CREATES CONTROVERSY
-TAMPA
Faced with charges of lewd and lascivious behavior stemming from an alleged affair with one of her 14 year old students, 24 year old Hillsborough County teacher DEABRA LEFAVE is creating a storm of controversy that some believe illustrates the double standard that divides male and female sexuality.
She gets ten years and he becomes the king of the school. Its a little unfair if you ask me, said SANDRA BISHOP, spokesperson for the Togetherness Women Action Team, or T.W.A.T. Im not saying what she did was right, but I mean I heard the kids dad is asking him for pointers now.
Indeed, the case has drawn national attention, if for no other reason than the fact that, by all outward appearances, LeFave should have had no trouble soliciting sexual favors at any of Floridas numerous singles bars, having posed for the popular technical journal Makes &Models.
Oh shit! I gotta get that issue, said Florida state prosecutor, EARL SIMMONS. After nervously clearing his throat, Simmons continued: But yeah, its a complicated case. (pauses as though searching for an explanation) She taught that boy things he has no business knowin about not for at least another year or two Shes a very dirty girl. (stares off into space) Very dirty I bet she wears G-strings maybe a boustier and high heels I saw my wife in a G-string once (shivers) Looked like someone was doing an autopsy on Orson Wells.
Meanwhile, requests for personal appearances by LeFaves alleged victim have been coming from far and wide. FBI profilers are interested in his perspective to aid them in their understanding of female sexual predators. Similarly, numerous science fiction and comic book conventions have requested his presence on discussion panels in the hope that he might tell attendees how and where to meet female sexual predators.
Other organizations have also begun charity drives with the goal of providing a better future for the boy. The brothers of the Florida State University chapter of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity have started a collection that they hope will raise sufficient funds for college tuition. Theyve also gone so far as to waive any potential pledge semester hazing, hoping that he might consider joining the brotherhood. Said chapter president BLAKE WALTER, Dude, if hes pullin fur like that at 14, hes gonna be a fucking God by the time he gets to college ya know, to matriculate and shit.
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When I lived in Paris, I was in the business, so maybe I should know more about this red tape stuff. I went to the Cours Florent, wrote plays, but my experience with the "higher-ups" was as an actor. All the writing I did I handled myself - found actors, rented theaters, or performed my own monologues. I wrote an entire novel and had a blast with it, but the thought of doing the query letter and formatting is, well, a turn-off. That's just me. So to do it for someone else is a bit daunting and distasteful. Anyway, thank you.
When I lived in Paris, I was in the business, so maybe I should know more about this red tape stuff. I went to the Cours Florent, wrote plays, but my experience with the "higher-ups" was as an actor. All the writing I did I handled myself - found actors, rented theaters, or performed my own monologues. I wrote an entire novel and had a blast with it, but the thought of doing the query letter and formatting is, well, a turn-off. That's just me. So to do it for someone else is a bit daunting and distasteful. Anyway, thank you.