Dagnabit, shit and crap!
My keyboard went out yesterday and I came in this morning to find one of those mutant ergonomic things in its place. Im a self-taught two-fingered typist, Goddamnit!!! This wont do at all. Ill shiv somebody if I have to endure this for much longer. Its making my eyes go all Marty Feldman every time I look down.
In other news, Ive finally got a script going out again. Wish me luck The next week will likely see me slipping into a pit of drunkenness and nail-biting which is fun
Do you ever wonder about how a movie should smell? I mean, new technologies have continually evolved to make the sights and sounds more realistic, but what about scent? Sure, there was Smell-O-Vision all those years ago, but that was about it.
Do you ever wonder what Darth Vader smells like? My money says he smells like patchouli. You think Im crazy, dontcha? Well, I bet you wouldnt think I was so crazy if I said the Jedi smelled like patchouli. Earthy guys, lots of beards and robes goin on.
Ergo, Vader may smell like patchouli With just a hint of motor oil, perhaps
Imagine that, its your first day on the Death Star. You finally get your big chance to meet Vader, and youre shocked stunned in fact - to learn that he smells like patchouli. Well, the Dark Lord senses your astonishment as a full-blown disturbance in the Force, and the next thing you know, Vaders putting the mental choke on your ass!
So I say be prepared for anything. Even the possibility of Darth Vader smelling like patchouli.
Wow, too much coffee this morning
My keyboard went out yesterday and I came in this morning to find one of those mutant ergonomic things in its place. Im a self-taught two-fingered typist, Goddamnit!!! This wont do at all. Ill shiv somebody if I have to endure this for much longer. Its making my eyes go all Marty Feldman every time I look down.
In other news, Ive finally got a script going out again. Wish me luck The next week will likely see me slipping into a pit of drunkenness and nail-biting which is fun
Do you ever wonder about how a movie should smell? I mean, new technologies have continually evolved to make the sights and sounds more realistic, but what about scent? Sure, there was Smell-O-Vision all those years ago, but that was about it.
Do you ever wonder what Darth Vader smells like? My money says he smells like patchouli. You think Im crazy, dontcha? Well, I bet you wouldnt think I was so crazy if I said the Jedi smelled like patchouli. Earthy guys, lots of beards and robes goin on.
Ergo, Vader may smell like patchouli With just a hint of motor oil, perhaps
Imagine that, its your first day on the Death Star. You finally get your big chance to meet Vader, and youre shocked stunned in fact - to learn that he smells like patchouli. Well, the Dark Lord senses your astonishment as a full-blown disturbance in the Force, and the next thing you know, Vaders putting the mental choke on your ass!
So I say be prepared for anything. Even the possibility of Darth Vader smelling like patchouli.
Wow, too much coffee this morning
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I envision (en-smell?) Darth as smelling like leather, with a touch of b.o.
--l*P
movies that smell... hmm I'd rather an interactive movie first.