I couldn't find anything or anyone to amuse me last night, so I decided to finally catch up on the sleep I've been promising myself. I'm quite glad I did.
I came down this morning and found the door open and a roommate passed out... sort of on the couch, sort of on the floor.
A series of telephone messages told his epic tale even as he continued to snore. Through the mumbled incoherence, I managed to discern something about slipping in mud... and sure enough, there are on his jeans, were the stains. Another message told of a quest to 7/11... and still clutched in his hands were the bottle of water and bag of cheetos he sought... He must have passed out before getting to the cheetos...
I'm watching Brain Candy right now. That movie is just one great quote after another. "It's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends..." Or how about, "there have been a few flipper babies, sir..." And who can forget, "Mother Hope's nipples have run dry?"
Alright, I gotta get back to work. I'm knee deep in reading and will hopefully have a project going out this week. Whatever happens, I'll just be happy that it's done... Or abandoned anyway.
I came down this morning and found the door open and a roommate passed out... sort of on the couch, sort of on the floor.
A series of telephone messages told his epic tale even as he continued to snore. Through the mumbled incoherence, I managed to discern something about slipping in mud... and sure enough, there are on his jeans, were the stains. Another message told of a quest to 7/11... and still clutched in his hands were the bottle of water and bag of cheetos he sought... He must have passed out before getting to the cheetos...
I'm watching Brain Candy right now. That movie is just one great quote after another. "It's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends..." Or how about, "there have been a few flipper babies, sir..." And who can forget, "Mother Hope's nipples have run dry?"
Alright, I gotta get back to work. I'm knee deep in reading and will hopefully have a project going out this week. Whatever happens, I'll just be happy that it's done... Or abandoned anyway.
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"...as the muscles have atrophied, I noticed that my head was looking unusually large. "
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG, hilarious!
"Why was he inquiring about shampoo? Was he in awe of my own hair perhaps?"
Please stop, my stomach hurts!
do you think he may of meant hair gel and didnt know the word?
finished all of Chuck P's books on vacation, have you read them? i would recommend them all, good stuff and quick reads.
whats going on with the indian chica? i was out dancing two weeks ago (well, i watched people dance) and this indian/arab girl took her top off and exposed the most magnificent breasts i have ever seen.
they defied gravity. beautiful.
i immediately (well, not really, but much later) thought of you and that girl, and wondered about her breasts.