Petty vindictiveness my old friend
I found out that a guy I went to school with is the creator of one of the more popular TV shows on the air right now. One that I despise. And in all fairness to myself, I despised it before I knew he created it. But when I learned of his good fortunes, all I could think about was the two of us pounding back beers in college I really should have taken him up on his offers to collaborate on something
Oh well, theres something gratifying about being an eternal wannabe who sits back and hurls barbs at all the undeserving hacks hes ever met At least I think there is
Actually, no, theres not Just a slow descent into alcoholism and hopefully porn.
Speaking of fellow wannabes, Ive gotta go see a play my buddy is in next week. I asked him what its about. Fathers and sons, gender, identity, war, politics and death. Oh, and hell be partially nude! ...So, as Cartman would likely describe it, gay cowboys eating pudding.
Im sorry, but I got something to say to all you struggling actors out there: dont make us go to your plays. We let you sleep on our couches and mooch food off of us. That should be enough!
But the Indian chicky will likely be accompanying. Instead of asking her if she wanted to go see a play, though, I asked her if she would be willing to sit next to me for a couple hours and stick a sharp pin in my side should I begin to laugh audibly. She was understandably confused until I explained further.
And on that front Shes a nice girl, but I dont really see this goin anywhere. She just hasnt inspired any whimsical thoughts or unexplainable tingling sensations (Hell, Id be content with a persistent burning sensation at this point.) And I know thats asking a lot and Im probably just not in the right frame of mind, but Oh well, were enjoying each others company, anyway.
Ugh I need to get laid, thats the bottom line.
I found out that a guy I went to school with is the creator of one of the more popular TV shows on the air right now. One that I despise. And in all fairness to myself, I despised it before I knew he created it. But when I learned of his good fortunes, all I could think about was the two of us pounding back beers in college I really should have taken him up on his offers to collaborate on something
Oh well, theres something gratifying about being an eternal wannabe who sits back and hurls barbs at all the undeserving hacks hes ever met At least I think there is
Actually, no, theres not Just a slow descent into alcoholism and hopefully porn.
Speaking of fellow wannabes, Ive gotta go see a play my buddy is in next week. I asked him what its about. Fathers and sons, gender, identity, war, politics and death. Oh, and hell be partially nude! ...So, as Cartman would likely describe it, gay cowboys eating pudding.
Im sorry, but I got something to say to all you struggling actors out there: dont make us go to your plays. We let you sleep on our couches and mooch food off of us. That should be enough!
But the Indian chicky will likely be accompanying. Instead of asking her if she wanted to go see a play, though, I asked her if she would be willing to sit next to me for a couple hours and stick a sharp pin in my side should I begin to laugh audibly. She was understandably confused until I explained further.
And on that front Shes a nice girl, but I dont really see this goin anywhere. She just hasnt inspired any whimsical thoughts or unexplainable tingling sensations (Hell, Id be content with a persistent burning sensation at this point.) And I know thats asking a lot and Im probably just not in the right frame of mind, but Oh well, were enjoying each others company, anyway.
Ugh I need to get laid, thats the bottom line.
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Alas, no tunes...
[Edited on Oct 29, 2004 12:23PM]