tiberius

"...And you'll never have to chase those hot dogs around again!"

I love when you turn on the TV in the morning and that's the first thing you hear. ...'Cause, thank God I'm not the only one having that problem.

Forgive me while I bitch about the baser parts of life, but Goddamnit! I haven't been without sex this long in a VERY long time, and it SUCKS! And all these new double sets on the site...

Sorry, just had to get that out.

But it's made me think about one of my roomies (no, not like that). But as far as I know, he hasn't been out with a girl in like nine years. Don't ask me why, he's a good guy. But, my God! How the hell has he gone that long???

Anyway, the three of us made a comitment and finally cleaned the place up yesterday. You don't realize what squalor you live in until you find bacon that expired last Christmas...

We rewarded ourselves with a showing of Team America. And all I gots to say is...

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!!

Laughed my ass off. I was squealing with delight the entire way through. But we could tell that some of the uber hip sitting around us thought the movie was too hard on the celebrities. Their laughter turned very sparse in those moments. But that just made us laugh harder.

'Cause hey, celebrities are douches too. I think the most intelligent thing I ever heard Bob Dole say, was something to the effect that,"Washington is Hollywood for ugly people."

And last but not least, Farscape makes its triumphant return this evening! Oh the joy!