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Monday Dec 12, 2005

Dec 12, 2005
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Is Christmas over yet???

I love the holiday and all, but dear God almighty I can’t stand the crowds! Where are all these people the other eleven months of the year??? And I’m not just talking about the malls. They’re everywhere you go; in the restaurants, on the freeways, at the movie theatres… and of course, in my beloved Disneyland!

We tried to go on Saturday, but the park was full – FULL!!! As in no one else was allowed in! I’ve never seen that happen! eeek

To say that I explored new levels in misanthropy would be a gross understatement.

And what really pisses ya off is half of the park is taken up by strollers. Here’s the thing, parents: if the little ones are still in strollers, they don’t even know they’re in Disneyland. Save yourself some money; go buy some sparklers and take 'em to the park. Your drooling offspring will never know the difference.

Yes, I’m gonna be the asshole who says it: children shouldn’t be allowed in Disneyland!

Bwahahahahahaha! wink

Anyway, we ended up seeing The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe instead, and I must say that I was pleasantly surprised. I haven’t read any of the books, (though I vaguely remember my sixth grade teacher reading it to us… Probably wouldn’t get away with that nowadays.) so I can’t say how faithful it was, but the kids gave solid performances, the special effects were impressive and I found it far more entertaining than any of the Harry Potter movies… though I must admit, I’m just about ready to send in for my membership to the Potter Backlash Society.

Oh, and I almost forgot (or more likely, am trying to forget): Out of sheer boredom we rented Fantastic 4… I'd heard it was mediocre, but DAMN! Did that ever suck! There were moments where I actually found myself wishing that I was watching Batman and Robin. The nicest thing that I can say about that movie is that it features Jessica Alba… not that she turned in a stellar performance, or anything…

I appreciate that ensembles are difficult to write for and the paradigm itself doesn’t easily lend itself to verisimilitude, but you’d think that after X-Men and Batman Begins they could have at least gleaned a few pointers.

And now we have a sequel to look forward to…puke


And finally, today marks the one year anniversary of me and PERHAPSEVIL’s first meeting. Can I get a collective “Ahhhhhhhhh….”?

Yeah, I didn’t think so… tongue

But it’s been a good year, all and all. And I do know that I’m lucky. I drive most people off within minutes, so to find a real live girl who can put up with me for a whole year is pretty incredible to say the least.

So, if ya would, go tell her she’s a nifty person. smile
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crucifiedalien:
now THAT is the best user icon i've ever seen...

definitely my FAVORITE show ever growing up...
Dec 12, 2005
perhapsevil:
One, day you are going to have kids (we'll probably have to steal some) and you'll be griping about the non-kid-having people out there who'll be ruining your kids' good time.
Yah, why don't you think about that?
Terrifying, isn't it?

Let's not do that.

Oh and I think you're pretty exceptional yerself. Try to keep it down though I dont want my ho's finding out. biggrin
Dec 12, 2005

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