Yeah, Im a classy guy. I treat my lady right. Like last night for example: I took her out to the KFC - my treat! We sampled the Colonels finest then headed over to the titty bar for a night of Titties.
Yep, it's nothing but the best for my lady.
So yeah, P.E. got her first taste of Jumbos. I think shes in love...
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Yep, it's nothing but the best for my lady.
So yeah, P.E. got her first taste of Jumbos. I think shes in love...
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suxcitystalker:
"duck tape" too funny!
perhapsevil:
Tip of the day:
Unless you are an individual of saintly disposition, DO NOT work for someone who suffers from adult ADD!!!
Thank God there are plenty of videos of dipshits getting tasered to be found on the web... Those always cheer me up...
Unless you are an individual of saintly disposition, DO NOT work for someone who suffers from adult ADD!!!
Thank God there are plenty of videos of dipshits getting tasered to be found on the web... Those always cheer me up...
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stuzzy:
oh, saw star wars. disappointing to say the least. I didn't think the dialogue in the last one could get worse than it already was, but it did! Lucas has set new standards for crappy dialogue... and god, the tarzan yell?? COME ON!!!! Have you no shame at all George? ANY? ANd like someone else mentioned, did it have to be Chewbacca seeing off Yoda? Are there only like 15 people in the star wars universe? Meh...
The effects were bad ass though, and the light sabre duels were cool so it still rates something.
And damn what a bunch of stupid jedis. There is only a Sith Lord and his apprentice, and there is a ton of good jedis. What exactly did they think "bringing balance to the force" was going to mean? More good guy jedis? Geez...it's like they lose all critical thought capabilities once they start using the force.
Anakin turning to the dark side was not entirely convincing to me either, but that may have been the acting and the ....yep....shitty dialogue.
The effects were bad ass though, and the light sabre duels were cool so it still rates something.
And damn what a bunch of stupid jedis. There is only a Sith Lord and his apprentice, and there is a ton of good jedis. What exactly did they think "bringing balance to the force" was going to mean? More good guy jedis? Geez...it's like they lose all critical thought capabilities once they start using the force.
Anakin turning to the dark side was not entirely convincing to me either, but that may have been the acting and the ....yep....shitty dialogue.
girly:
The only problem with ADD and Adult ADD is that it's so often misdiagnosed. I would say more than hals the people diagnosed and medicated do not actually have ADD.
Anyway, return to your videos!
Anyway, return to your videos!
How the hell did it get to be Monday again???
I spent most of yesterday reading, thus avoiding the usual Monday morning ritual of frenzied skimming So while Im relieved this morning, I cant help but feel cheated out of some of my weekend me time.
Begging the question: Whats more preferable, being behind and generally crazed at work, but taking full advantage of the...
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I spent most of yesterday reading, thus avoiding the usual Monday morning ritual of frenzied skimming So while Im relieved this morning, I cant help but feel cheated out of some of my weekend me time.
Begging the question: Whats more preferable, being behind and generally crazed at work, but taking full advantage of the...
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girly:
Luckily the photographer got a few candids. We took our dogs and they were running around with my husband most of the time, but every once in a while, they would run into the shot. Nothing like vacation pics with me being naked in every shot. 
akirali:
I knew I wasn't alone in liking Blair WItch 2 Where are your asnwers? 
Where are your asnwers? Back at work... Ugh 
Overall, it was a pretty good weekend. Got to see the Mom and Dad and they got to meet Miss Evil though she had an ace up her sleeve in that her sister was also in Palm Springs with her boy toy, thus giving her an excuse to run. Poor Mom was worried that they scared her off.
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Overall, it was a pretty good weekend. Got to see the Mom and Dad and they got to meet Miss Evil though she had an ace up her sleeve in that her sister was also in Palm Springs with her boy toy, thus giving her an excuse to run. Poor Mom was worried that they scared her off.
So yeah, I...
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kay:
I need to send you my life jacket.
~cheers
~cheers
cest_la_mae:
I guess my horse doesn't have to be pretty, a little ruggedness might be reassuring, but it has to have a good name - Goldust, Rebel, Starfire, El Capitan (for example)
Back... Tired... Update later...
perhapsevil:
Why even bother writing that?
You dork head.
You dork head.
I had one of those meetings today that make me think that its perhaps time to move to a shack in the woods, cause I just dont have the patience to deal with certain personalities.
Heres the thing, if you think that H.R. Geiger is just a big pervert (and you dont say that in a loving way) and youre overly sensitive about domestic violence,...
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Heres the thing, if you think that H.R. Geiger is just a big pervert (and you dont say that in a loving way) and youre overly sensitive about domestic violence,...
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patch:
how about a fantastic fictional story?
i havent read one of those in awhile!
about snorks?
i havent read one of those in awhile!
about snorks?
girly:
Still haven't seen Episode 3.
Howdy pardners
Yeah, I really dont want to be at work today Not one bit No sireee bob I definitely dont want to be here
And yet I am
Sooo went to the Renaissance Faire with PERHAPSEVIL on Saturday. I think she enjoyed herself. I mean, she appeared to be having a good time, but considering the scorching temperature and all the beer we drank,...
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Yeah, I really dont want to be at work today Not one bit No sireee bob I definitely dont want to be here
And yet I am
Sooo went to the Renaissance Faire with PERHAPSEVIL on Saturday. I think she enjoyed herself. I mean, she appeared to be having a good time, but considering the scorching temperature and all the beer we drank,...
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perhapsevil:
Hey, sorry I forgot how to talk last night.
I miss you.
I miss you.
perhapsevil:
And I was just thinking that I don't see you wear your pink hightops anymore.
All work and no SG makes Ryan a
Well a productive boy, really.
Way more productive than I should have been considering the delirious euphoria I was still experiencing from seeing Revenge of the Sith the night before
Er, that morning, actually
So what the hell happened yesterday??? After a mere four hours of sleep, I pull my ass out of bed, anxious to get...
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Well a productive boy, really.
Way more productive than I should have been considering the delirious euphoria I was still experiencing from seeing Revenge of the Sith the night before
Er, that morning, actually
So what the hell happened yesterday??? After a mere four hours of sleep, I pull my ass out of bed, anxious to get...
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ravgonfly:
It's amazing the things that can be accomplished when you are forced to not partake in your addictions. I am always amazed when I ban myself from the computer for a day or so how much I get done.
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ravgonfly:
It looks like you had a kick ass time! I am wicked jealous that you got to go to the Winchester Mansion. I have wanted to go there for years....Damn PBS for showing a special on it when I was young!
datsun:
Great pics! Glad you enjoyed our fair city!
In less than 24 hours Ill be in San Francisco!
I havent been up North since I was a wee tike, but I remember that it was there that I gazed upon my first set of boobies Two sets, actually.
Ya see, Dad reserved a poolside room, and like any spirited young lad, I couldnt wait to take a dip. So upon checking in and...
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I havent been up North since I was a wee tike, but I remember that it was there that I gazed upon my first set of boobies Two sets, actually.
Ya see, Dad reserved a poolside room, and like any spirited young lad, I couldnt wait to take a dip. So upon checking in and...
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lackluster:
monty python.. good choice
perdy:
Mmmmmmmm boobies, they are magnificent aren't they
Just got a message from Mom:
"Sorry honey. Have to sign off early. The sirens are going off and the tornado was spotted about three miles from here..."
This message has been brought to you by "why I don't live in Nebraska anymore!"
...Of course now I live on the San Andreas fault...
I just can't win...
"Sorry honey. Have to sign off early. The sirens are going off and the tornado was spotted about three miles from here..."
This message has been brought to you by "why I don't live in Nebraska anymore!"
...Of course now I live on the San Andreas fault...
I just can't win...
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doublec:
i think that anywhere you live, there's bound to be some chance of natural disaster...
so you think i should be the new face of walmart, huh?...well since SG doesn't want me....hahahaha
so you think i should be the new face of walmart, huh?
...well since SG doesn't want me....hahahaha
perhapsevil:
I had a dream last week about an earthquake.
But I'm beginning to realize that I'm not psychic.
Dammit!
But I'm beginning to realize that I'm not psychic.
Dammit!
Finally! A spare minute to update!
Suffice it to say, craziness abounds. Were finally getting a new flick off the ground and have begun casting. Which is fun, cause we get to watch lots of actors and actresses make asses of themselves on their audition tapes. It never ceases to amaze me how little talent you actually need to call yourself an actor in this...
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Suffice it to say, craziness abounds. Were finally getting a new flick off the ground and have begun casting. Which is fun, cause we get to watch lots of actors and actresses make asses of themselves on their audition tapes. It never ceases to amaze me how little talent you actually need to call yourself an actor in this...
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akirali:
Was it a production of "Noises Off..."?
And I knew Kingdom of Heaven was gonna be mediocre the minute they used driving guitar rock in the trailer of a film about the Crusades Although Ed Norton's mask looks hella cool in the ads.
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And I knew Kingdom of Heaven was gonna be mediocre the minute they used driving guitar rock in the trailer of a film about the Crusades
Although Ed Norton's mask looks hella cool in the ads.
[Edited on May 10, 2005 6:55PM]
perhapsevil:
Well poo, let's go to the strip club instead!