tib0r

Oh my god, I have a HUGE dilemma. I woke up this morning and was planning on catching some rays by the pool...so I slip into my robe and go downstairs to heat up the pool and my neighbor's CAT was FLOATING in the hot tub. I panicked. My neighbor, Doris, is a senior and she's VERY excitable. Last summer she threatened to sue me for leaving my hot tub uncovered because she claimed it was dangerous for her cat Mr. Snuckles who is (or rather, was) blind and deaf. If you ask me, Mr. Snuckles should have been put to sleep a LONG time ago, but hey, what do I know. Anyhoo, Mr. Snuckles was floating in my tub so I panicked and fished the poor thing out and then I buried him in my side yard. It was the only suitable option...that doesn't make me a bad person does it? I mean honestly, Doris should have kept Mr. Snuckles inside the house if she was so concerned for his well-being.

I'm gonna go to Cinnabon and pick up some breakfast, I'm famished...

TTFN!