tiamat

dear papples,

this holiday season has been fantastical for myself. i love my family and it was so much fun. way way way too much food though. i got to watch myself. i was looking at pics from three years ago and damn was i a pudge muffin. i like pudgy girls but it just doesn't suit me. those pics reminded me of the bad bad hair decisions i have made. sometimes a girl just needs bangs and i am one of those girls. but wait this isn't about my errors of style this entry is about x-mas. Clover was also spoiled. my parents made her this cute cd with her name in every song and then titled it "merry x-mas Clover from Grandma and Grandpa 2004". how cute is that? she also got puppy lessons which are desperately needed and a no-bark collar which makes a noise when she barks. come to think of it, i think that present was for me. my family and i spent a whole night playing this game Dog-opoly
when i returned Tangent_one met me at the ferry and we came home to have our own x-mas. she also spoiled the crap out of me. she did the cutest thing possible for one of my gifts. she made a swatch of all my Mac make-up and when it which a detailed account of my eyes and facial structure to pick out more eyeshadow. awww... i hope she loves her gifts as much as i love mine. don't tell her that i broke into her the lifesaver book i put into her stocking. i miss al the amazing flavours they used to have. we then decided that in the spirit of the good old J.C to rent Saved which is fucking hilarious. people of god scare me
to switch the course of this entry, i hope everyone is doing what they can for the victims of the tsunami. the Canadian Red Cross is accepting donations. Red Crossthis is so devastating. i don't feel enough is being done to help. more news coverage is need and more government help needs to be offered. this is so fucked up. anyways please consider sending a donation.
besides drinking and eating, i have been doing alot of sleeping. like 14 hours or so. i feel like a bear. but Clover is the best lazy buddy. yeah she is a puppy and gets all crazy but when mommy is sleeping she just plays quietly beside me and waits for belly rubs.
this is getting to be a long entry...but i just wanted to add how hilarious Cerah is. poor girl drank a wee bit much last night while we were watching movies. i didn't notice until she told me but i guess today is her recovery day. poor muffin. zombie movies and rum can kill.
so i hope y'all are having a wonderful holiday time and have a happy and safe New Year's Eve.
the following is my New Year's Eve check list:

1. booze
2. drugs
3. hotel room
4. jacuzzie
5. chocolate
6. free hotel goodies
7. massager
8. camera
9. gloves
10. bondage gear
11. playstation
12. Ju-On
13. food
14. free breaky
15. dog sitter

with love,
Tiamat

edited to add: i just stretched my ears from a 14 gauge to a 8 gauge by myself. me so tuff