tiamat

So this one time while dabbling in the magical world of mushrooms and natures other delicacies, I was attempting to play Perfect Dark. During this time the alien helper friend was pissing me off and kept getting in the way. His head was kind of circular and perched on top of a stem and as I grew frustrated with his antics, the mushroom I was chomping on turned into him. I ripped off the top and chewed away his head. Last night I saw my ex-best friend turned psycho crazy dog who those dear to me, as well as myself, affectionally call "the bleached-out mannish polar bear from hell". Can you feel the love? Not to mention my immaturity. After consuming, one or two alcoholic beverages and letting my petty feelings fester, I envisioned her as the mushroom and I took a bite out of her head. Well, not really but it was a fairly strong fantasy. On top of this my other best friend got into a car accident and smashed up her brand new shiny car. Thank the lord she wasn't drinking, but I was worried because she left the bar to go on an errand and did not inform me or anyone else that she was leaving. She was scared because the side that was smashed in was the seat where I always sit. Always... and I probably would have been with her if she would have told me she was leaving briefly but she couldn't find me.
So to end this off on a happy note... Good things that happened last night: Got to see poor sick Lulumae. Hung out w/ Ophelia in her sexy outfit and danced to Barracuda w/ Bettina just like old times. Sadly, I think it has been so long that she had to suffer from my lack of coordination. However, as always we executed our spinning moves w/ grace.

Kisses,
xoxo Tiamat