I burnt my tits and ass at the beach yesterday. Poor guys went into shock when exposed to the sun after a year of being cloaked in clothes. At least my red tush compliments my new cherry red panties.
Had a strange night yesterday. Went to an intimate cocktail party w/ Biz and ended up hanging out w/ a band who almost all of you have listed as your favorite. Then on to a party at an armoury where we stole (shhh...) a book full of weird homophobic military rap lyrics.
So fuckin' hot out right now. Everyone keeps getting heat stroke. I think that is the cause for my twisted dream last night. as follows:
jogging w/ some guy and ended up at the beach where (in my dream) Jaws actually happened. Discovered a new threat to the ocean: radioactive fish-crabs w/ lethal pinchers. I had to notify the authorities and they put me on hold and then through to a french speaking line only and I had to struggle w/ my immersion background. My dad showed up to give me black flowered mittens to save the beach.Had to help some toddlers whose neglectful moms put them in the ocean. I got bit and the only thing that could save me was to drink a bootle of B.
oh! and i lost an inch off of my waist this week from cutting out wheat and dairy! yay me!
Had a strange night yesterday. Went to an intimate cocktail party w/ Biz and ended up hanging out w/ a band who almost all of you have listed as your favorite. Then on to a party at an armoury where we stole (shhh...) a book full of weird homophobic military rap lyrics.
So fuckin' hot out right now. Everyone keeps getting heat stroke. I think that is the cause for my twisted dream last night. as follows:
jogging w/ some guy and ended up at the beach where (in my dream) Jaws actually happened. Discovered a new threat to the ocean: radioactive fish-crabs w/ lethal pinchers. I had to notify the authorities and they put me on hold and then through to a french speaking line only and I had to struggle w/ my immersion background. My dad showed up to give me black flowered mittens to save the beach.Had to help some toddlers whose neglectful moms put them in the ocean. I got bit and the only thing that could save me was to drink a bootle of B.
oh! and i lost an inch off of my waist this week from cutting out wheat and dairy! yay me!
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big_baby_satan:
my band "good nite irene" is playing at logan's pub 1821 cook st this Thursday you should come.
lemonkid:
My ex-girlfriend Paula said she saw you and Biz briefly at the armory party. Good times it sounded like.. made me realize how long it has been since I've been to a good one. How's Biz doing post her break up? She seemed a bit out of it when I saw her. That reminds me.. I'll have to call her.. we haven't hung out in ages.. should do that before I run over to Winnipeg for a week. How was the wrestling course you were taking?