tiamat

dear sg people,
so i went into class this morning to write an exam and the teacher changed his mind and made it a take home!
thank god 'cause I don't think I could have handled it, (and yes awolrat this is for you, even though it is now true and i think you cursed me) for the past 3 days. I've had this wicked headache. It starts in the back of my head and creeps forward, like theres frozen metal plates on the inside of my skull that slide forward and rip the outer part of my brain. Ugggh, it is awful, I just want to put my head between my legs and scream (maybe this will freak out my new roomate and she'll second guess our living situation, crazy). I swear, if it goes on for another minute I will have to grab a hammer and smashed my head in. I dont care. Its weird, what those headaches sound like. At first its this loud, low-pitched, industrial oscillating noise. And then, after an hour or so, I start to hear small squeaky high-pitched noises, like someone chewing tinfoil. But those high-pitched noises, if I focus on them, almost sound like little voices, like little witches having a meeting somewhere in the back of myhead. Anyway, thankfully its over. Hopefully it goes way soon. I think my body is just going through liquor withdrawl. It's okay baby, mommy will make it all better soon. We'll fill up Nalgene w/ beer and get you your fix.
Have a good weekend guys.