so today i conned my manager into letting me go online and check my email. i'm in an ongoing feud with my ex girlfriend (the one with children) about money she owes me. i paid her car insurance for a few months while we were together cuz i'm a sucker, i mean nice guy like that. she wants to pay me back, which i'm all...
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I used to love winter. Until I decided to move to the middle of nowhere. It snowed like a bitch here today. It took me an hour to drive home, and once i got off the main roads i couldn't tell where the cornfields ended and the roads began. I hate this shit man. I wish they had the 'one ton of salt for every...
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runelateralus:
Trust me...it snowed like a bitch here as well. We didn't miss out much either.
jayde__:
Damn it, you people and your damn snow! It was freaking 72 degrees here yesterday! It is not supposed to be that warm around Thanksgiving! I want cold weather and snow! 
Also, happy Thanksgiving!
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Also, happy Thanksgiving!
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too.damn.early. 
jayde__:
10 a.m. is too early? Well, I guess it usually is for me, too...
And thanks!
And thanks!
jayde__:
Oh, okay. I know you're a time zone behind me, too. Silly me. 
Have you ever thought you've known someone for so long that you think you know everything about them? You think you can predict everything they are going to say or do, and you do all that time, without even trying. Then they tell you about one thing, and it sends that notion crashing to the ground. That happened to me tonight. I was talking to...
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_spectre_:
LOL...winters out here actually aren't so hot if you don't have a good car...especially in Dekalb and on rt. 88...they aren't always on top of the whole plowing thing ...I <3 the winters though muahah...the snow is much fun in my Jeep 
...Yeah, I'm back in good ole Montgomery for a bit...during the week I'm going to be hella busy though...damn commute to Wheaton kills me...stupid traffic 
Hope you have a great weekend. Ciao
...I <3 the winters though muahah...the snow is much fun in my Jeep ...Yeah, I'm back in good ole Montgomery for a bit...during the week I'm going to be hella busy though...damn commute to Wheaton kills me...stupid traffic Hope you have a great weekend. Ciao My day just got better. Sifl n Olly is back on TV!! Dude that show is awesome. I'm so happy
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jayde__:
Damn. I need to get M2.
littlemitten:
... i don't know what that is because i live in a hole.
Man, I drank too much friday night, I was sick all day yesterday (and 30 minutes late for work), and I woke up late as hell today. God save the queen. 
Well I think I'm about to go grey in a few days, but don't fear, i should have my account up and running in a matter of weeks, so don't go de-friending me or anything. you can always email me or IM me.
Things to get done:
1. Become single again, which i will be doing tomorrow, so look out ladies.
2. Find a skirt...
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Things to get done:
1. Become single again, which i will be doing tomorrow, so look out ladies.
2. Find a skirt...
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monocromatico:
haha...there's only a couple of porn stores.
i dunno-- if you're into bars, there's a lot of bars to go to. other than that, you're screwed.
i dunno-- if you're into bars, there's a lot of bars to go to. other than that, you're screwed.
hey i'm all moved in. malta is a small scary town. things are crappy with my girlfrien, and my mac has the wrong version of OS on it so i can't get online with it
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jayde__:
Sorry things are crappy with the girlfriend, but I'm glad the moving in is finished. Hope things are going better for you now!
monocromatico:
haha...rockford is far from wonderful.
Hello everyone, or should I say anyone...I'm all moved in, now it's just a matter of getting my computer online. i'm using my dads at his house right now. My new place rock. That's all I can say right now...later
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jayde__:
Hello! So are you all *settled* in now?
i have transportation again. thank you jeebus.
jayde__:
Amen to THAT!
i didn't get the position at work, they chose some guy that's only been with the company 6 months over my 3 years of 'service' to the company. and i'm convinced my girlfriend hates me.
welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
tadzi:
well we all know how he got that position
wow, this sucks.
i find out tomorrow if i am becoming a manager. i am excited, but i know i won't hear what i want to. damn the man. i also told my district manager today that if i had a daughter, i wouldn't trust him with her. i rule.
i find out tomorrow if i am becoming a manager. i am excited, but i know i won't hear what i want to. damn the man. i also told my district manager today that if i had a daughter, i wouldn't trust him with her. i rule.
tadzi:
good luck with that shit....but remember....with great power comes great responsibility.
jayde__:
Good luck with that. I hope you got the managerial position.
(Dare I ask if you did or not?
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(Dare I ask if you did or not?
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I'll find you later I hope.
As she stays posed for you on her hands and knees you put a collar around her neck and attach a leash. Slap her ass to get her started moving forward. Then watch her crawl on her hands and knees down the hall toward the bedroom or wherever you order her to go...watch her skirt slide up her waist as her hips lift up and down with every move.
Tell her stop. Right there. Freeze. Step up close to her and kneel behind her. Ask her to beg to be spanked. If she pleads well enough then slap her fleshy ass until her thighs tremble. Slip your arm under her waist and pull her ass close to you. Reach under her skirt and tear away her panties. rip them slowly so the fabric and pressure cut into her skin. Put them on the floor in front of her face so she sees what you did.
Push her shoulders down into the ground. Lean over her body pull her arms back and tie her wrists together so they lay on the small of her back. Order her to stay completely still. Slide your fingers up through her hair from the nape of her neck to the crown of her head and firmly pull her hair AND slide into her taking her from behind. Tug. Pull her onto you. Bury your cock deep inside of her and stay still. Feel her throbbing. When she tries to rock back and forth to fuck you slap her ass and make it sting. Remind her that you simply will not tolerate disobedience.
Reach under her body. Rip her blouse open. Pull out your pocket knife and cut off her bra and blouse. Use the fabric to blindfold her. Drag the cold blade up against her nipples. Take from your pocket some small strong clamps. Place them on her nipples. Allow her to moan.
Hold her body in place and tease her by sliding out of her then plunging deep and fast hard and rough back into her just once. Feel her thighs tremble next to yours. Place one more clamp on her clit. When she shakes and starts to fight back...trying to crawl away then dig your hands, your nails, deep into the flesh of her thighs. Pull her back and fuck her.
Make her feel every bit of you. Fuck her so she can feel and understand that you own her. She'll moan and thrash then she'll pant and melt. Know that she'll do anything you want. Know that she's yours to have. Know that she wants to be taken. And take her until you are completely satisfied.
So.....what do you think?