I got Puked On
by a stranger
So last night my friends called me to go out AGAIN....... I didnt really want to go. but I did.
So i go to leave, and my car is a Sheet of Ice. I almost brake my door handle off. But I get it open. I go to shut it. and it wont close. Apparently on my car, water likes to freeze the locking thing...... and the it wotn close..... So Dad gets the blow torch out heats it up and shuts it. So I start the car to warm it up, go inside. come back out 10 minutes later... the door does the same fucking thing. So its 11o clock and I need to get going, so Dad fixes it again, but i just take my sisters car.
So we go to ANOTHER shitty club.
I had some shitty drinks, And I even was dancing!
VENICE!!!!!!! I DANCED!!!!! haha
So things were going good.
Then It happened.
I was walking with Carl and Josh O. in front of me. when it felt like someone had thrown a drink at us. But No it wasnt a drink. Some drunk ass mother fucker puked on us. He got it in my hair and on my shoulder. Josh got it all over his arm, and Carl got splatter on his face. You may wonder why my friends and I didnt kill him? Well I dont know if you ever been puked on by a complete stranger, but there is an initial "Did I just get puked on?" that you try to figure out for a good 3 minutes.......Then when you realized what happend, the drunk bastard has been lost among the other drunk fucks. So needless to say that was quite the buzzkill. But I went to the bathroom, washed off what I could.
Then we went for Tacos afterwards, and some guy got his car stuck in a HUGE mud puddle. So we thought we'd help him out... I got in his car to try and drive it out...... while the kid and my friends tried to push. The window was down and the first spin of the tires got Mud on everyone annnnnnnnd in the car.... so I put the window up....... went in Reverse again aaannd mud went all over the Windshield....... so I quit, got out and let the kid with a Tow Rope get him out.
So That was my night.... I am not going anywhere else untill I have more money. and less alcohol.
Dear Puke,
Nobody likes you.
Why dont you stay where you came from.
-Daniel