All 3 Halloween partys rocked...... who knew i was in such high demand to make appearences....... even with the time change i didnt have enough time to hit them all. my buddy nicks told people a day or so that he needed pumpkins for the party, because whats a party without pumpkins (planning on purchasing) He told me he came home to fine 9 pumpkins of all different sizes lines up on his lawn, and this MASSIVE literally 300 LB pumpkin sitting in front of his door......... and he has no clue who stole them for him. Anyways, my FLAVOR FLAV Costume was a big success.... I'll get a pic of it up soon, not that many people read this anyways. OH WELL
I didnt get to fuck with many trick or treaters because i had to work at the pizza place. Where the hardest work i did was get 1 hamburger patty out of the freezer, gross I know. But nothing beats the "How to pick up a chicken wing that has fallen on the floor" Methods used at my establishment. There is always the Classic "Look to see if anyone saw it, and put it in the box" and the "Oh shit the guy is at the counter and he wants his wings, so kick the wing across the floor to a person crouched on the ground out of sight to pick up and casually place it in the box (hidden behind a cooler)" Just to name too....... so dont order chicken wings if you eat them........ everything else from us is safe. You have my word.
I get to vote for the first time Tuesday, how fucking excited am i?.......... pretty fucking excited..... im just excited at the chance that I can be correct when 50% of America is wrong..... i dunno it just makes me giddy, no joke.
Alright I'm Done.

I get to vote for the first time Tuesday, how fucking excited am i?.......... pretty fucking excited..... im just excited at the chance that I can be correct when 50% of America is wrong..... i dunno it just makes me giddy, no joke.



Alright I'm Done.