I ALMOST FUCKING DIED!!!!!!!!
I was driving back to school to add/drop some classes. and driving down this nice straight strip of road.... the car coming the other direction started crossing into my lane..
... at first i thought it was someone i knew dicking around, but then i remembered i was in my moms car (mine is up on jacks)......and the car kept coming.... so i started to swirve into their lane, then the fucking bitch swerved back into her lane, and we almost hit twice...... fucking slut using her fucking cell phone...... ITS ILLEGAL TO DRIVE ON YOUR CELL PHONE IN NEW YORK STATE YOU FUCKING CUNT!......... so I get to school, (alive) and my friend shannon was there, and after waiting for 5 minutes to talk to her, I was still shaking from my close call... So I go add/drop some classes...... and the Skank who hands you your schedule tells me I need to go up to the Cashiers office.................................?.................... ok..... so I go, I stand in line for a good 30 minutes for no damn reason......
But I home safe now.... and watching ROSEANNE...... my favorite show....... and OMG! BECKY IS DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes only in Middle School!! go Becky, You Trooper.
Darline:WHy is the Liquor cabniet open??
Becky: I dunno Maybe the Wine had to BREATH!!
What a fucking Classic Show.
I was driving back to school to add/drop some classes. and driving down this nice straight strip of road.... the car coming the other direction started crossing into my lane..
... at first i thought it was someone i knew dicking around, but then i remembered i was in my moms car (mine is up on jacks)......and the car kept coming.... so i started to swirve into their lane, then the fucking bitch swerved back into her lane, and we almost hit twice...... fucking slut using her fucking cell phone...... ITS ILLEGAL TO DRIVE ON YOUR CELL PHONE IN NEW YORK STATE YOU FUCKING CUNT!......... so I get to school, (alive) and my friend shannon was there, and after waiting for 5 minutes to talk to her, I was still shaking from my close call... So I go add/drop some classes...... and the Skank who hands you your schedule tells me I need to go up to the Cashiers office.................................?.................... ok..... so I go, I stand in line for a good 30 minutes for no damn reason......
But I home safe now.... and watching ROSEANNE...... my favorite show....... and OMG! BECKY IS DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes only in Middle School!! go Becky, You Trooper.
Darline:WHy is the Liquor cabniet open??
Becky: I dunno Maybe the Wine had to BREATH!!
What a fucking Classic Show.
*throws party for us*