throughnthrough

WELL!!! That was a big, fat, friggin' waste of a worry! The fact that there is nothing wrong with me is a huge relief but seriously some people should be taken out back and shot for their idiocy. The fucking gyno's nurse calls yesterday saying that she has some "results" to discuss with me. Ummmmm, that would be fine and well, except I haven't been to the gyno since my last ovarian cyst issue. BUT! i DID have a pregnancy test and blood taken when i was in the hospital last week.

Now, I thought it odd that the ER would transfer their results to my gyno as opposed to telling me themselves...so, of course: if they DID, then it HAD to be serious because when i called the office TODAY and they say that I have to come IN today so that the results "could be discussed with my doctor." SO! At that point, I was convinced that I was either pregnant AGAIN or dying from cancer of some sort because of the fibroid in my uterus....

Stupid me!!! Nooooo, the doctor's nurse/asst. tells me when i get there: "You were overdue for your check-up so I just say that to make sure you actually call back and set up your appointment......" Ummmmm...I'm sorry, all I heard was: "I scare the fuck out of you and make you think there is something wrong with you so i get you to have a FUCKING CHECK-UP!!!!"

WHAT. AN. ASSHOLE!!!!

So! I'm OKAY, GUYS!!!! Other than the insane urge to go back there and punch that idiot in the face, I'm good. I swear....I don't know how some people sleep at night. Oh yeah...and my file does mention that i have anxiety disorder. But thanks!!! I needed the extra panic attack this week! REALLY! I DID!

douchebag...

At least I'm okay though! AND I got free birth control for three months! sweeeeeeeet