WEATHER UPDATE: still fucking RAINING!
JOB UPDATE: got the call back for a 3rd interview with the Regional Manager (
) i'm starting to think they might throw an actual store at me...I have the experience, but i don't know about that one...and I'm probably just jumping the gun...it's just fucking odd that a Regional would take time out of their schedule to meet with a lowly assistant manager...and I know I would say yes if they offered it, but i have just been freaking out since getting the call...
All of a sudden, i'm having these almost panic attacks, I haven't worked in over two years; I've never been away from my son 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week. I don't want to fuck up if I'm an assistant, let alone a Store Manager. But saying no would be an admittance of weakness...so I'll freak out inside my head until they fire me or like what they see...
Oh well; Just over-thinking everything, per usual 
I was told, quite vehemently- I might add, by the DM that I should dress for "BUSINESS" Fuck me slowly with a chainsaw...business?! I am fashion forward...I buy my clothes mostly from the Gap for god's sake...be they all black camis, black, grey or white duster sweaters/cardigans, dark denim and wide black belts- I don't dress like a Hot Topic reject...but mother-fucking business?! Jesus...I hope they are pleased with my version of business. Taking out my piercings and covering all tattoos, i can do. I can even do black slacks (even though they are uncomfortable as HELL to me
) But button up wovens and blazers/suit sets...god forbid pointy shoes?!? FUCK ME and leave me pouring sweat alllll over the sales floor!!! Talk about suffocating...yuck!
BUT! enough with the fucking bullshit (excuse the trucker mouth- the more stressed i get, the more I curse
)
WHO WANTS SOME DIRTY PICTURES?!?
JOB UPDATE: got the call back for a 3rd interview with the Regional Manager (
) i'm starting to think they might throw an actual store at me...I have the experience, but i don't know about that one...and I'm probably just jumping the gun...it's just fucking odd that a Regional would take time out of their schedule to meet with a lowly assistant manager...and I know I would say yes if they offered it, but i have just been freaking out since getting the call...All of a sudden, i'm having these almost panic attacks, I haven't worked in over two years; I've never been away from my son 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week. I don't want to fuck up if I'm an assistant, let alone a Store Manager. But saying no would be an admittance of weakness...so I'll freak out inside my head until they fire me or like what they see...
Oh well; Just over-thinking everything, per usual I was told, quite vehemently- I might add, by the DM that I should dress for "BUSINESS" Fuck me slowly with a chainsaw...business?! I am fashion forward...I buy my clothes mostly from the Gap for god's sake...be they all black camis, black, grey or white duster sweaters/cardigans, dark denim and wide black belts- I don't dress like a Hot Topic reject...but mother-fucking business?! Jesus...I hope they are pleased with my version of business. Taking out my piercings and covering all tattoos, i can do. I can even do black slacks (even though they are uncomfortable as HELL to me
) But button up wovens and blazers/suit sets...god forbid pointy shoes?!? FUCK ME and leave me pouring sweat alllll over the sales floor!!! Talk about suffocating...yuck!BUT! enough with the fucking bullshit (excuse the trucker mouth- the more stressed i get, the more I curse
)WHO WANTS SOME DIRTY PICTURES?!?
lol...alright, my son is jumping into my lap and refusing to let me type...guess it's time for a break, until then: I'll leave you with these: My little man looking like a fine Irish gentleman
And this:
Type O Negative- My Girlfriend's Girlfriend
It's that kind of day...i miss having a girlfriend too...and I think Dress Barn has me running for any kind of "alternative" i can grasp 
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
chefdaddy:
You would look dead on business lady in a suit like Pam Grier buys in Jackie Brown.
flyer:
Your boy is too cool!