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"And even though you'll never come clean,
you know its trueeeeee...
Those sheets are dirty, and so are youuuu..."

I love doing laundry, but I hate folding it and putting it away.

Yes it has come to this...
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likittysplit:
i live in orlando
likittysplit:
and i'm cuter than you..............*wink*
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What could possibly be better than a 12-pack of Amstel Light, smoking other peoples crip, food, dogs, cats and football on a Sunday?

Ok Ill answer that one myself...

A 12-pack of Amstel Light, smoking my own crip, food, my cat Spree, and having you by my side on football Sunday.

Or we can forget about the football all together and throw in a bed,...
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likittysplit:
you are sooooooo cute
wink
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Woke up at 2pm
Dont have to work today
Just chillin
Aint no thang chicken wang
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freaky_tiki:
awwwww how cute...excuse me while I drowned in my own self pity over here. No no ...you guys go ahead, I'll be fine.

*tee hee* you guys are silly...CALL ME!!
maelwys:
my computer went down last night. reset itself and came up with the message 'no operating system found'. poxy antique, had to reinstall windows. cheers for the goals. Im usually online early morning and late evening gmt. ltr.
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I think my next pic will be me booty-dancing naked to Ol' Dirty Bastard's "Baby Ive got Yo Money!"

So I bought a shitload of candy and no halloween kids came by. Seriously though, Halloween sucks now. Actually, being a kid now sucks. I remember everything was so much better when I was a kid. Fast food was so much better and my mom looked...
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likittysplit:
BRAT!!
prox2:
tell my Otown peeps I said y0!!!

Sometimes I miss living there then I visit and say uhhh NO!
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"YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A RED-CROSS AMBULANCE!!! OOOOH! AAHHH!"

Fuck me. Im tired like a hooker on New Year's Eve. Worked 11 hours today since i played hooky yesterday. God I hate my job. I'm fucking hungry too. I'm whining like a bitch.....and you love it.

Basketball started yesterday! Woo hoo! Yeah I know, how very "un-suicide girl" of me to be cheering for the...
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freaky_tiki:
yeah...I guess you are still cool
likittysplit:
tee heee he....
WEIRDO!!
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So i played hooky today from work. Didnt quite get enough sleep (1.5 hours) due to the usual late night hijinks of the cute sort. What was my excuse for calling in you may ask?

"I ate raw oysters last night and got really sick. I think Ive got food poisoning..."

Oh yes! My ultimate lying skills prevail once again!

So i slept in till...
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jasiri:
you are crackin' me up!!! LOL!!!! hee hee... i've got to remember that excuse for the future...and as for where i went...well...like i wrote in my journal, i was trying to stay off the bloody computer...so i thought that if i made myself incognito then i wouldn't be typing the hours away...well, that lasted all of two days...but oh well, hee hee...who needs self constraint anyway??? as for you...i am happy that you have found someone to stay up late with...sigh....it's nice to have an excuse to skip, isn't it wink take care cutie...and WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! halloween is right around the bend!!! biggrin
maelwys:
Ive so got to do a bunk, Im knackered and cant last til the weekend. I was up at 6 this morning and feel moolered. The excuse is a good un, gotta remember that one. Damn, with Man U youve got some good singalongs, me and mine have knees up mother brown and Im forever blowing bubbles. And blowing bubbles sounds like a Michael Jackson meets chimp sex video.
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Hey look...It's me!
Yup, finally got around to getting a pic of myself on here. I've been meaning to for awhile now but I hate taking pictures cause I always think I look like shit. Hope you dig it.

Ive got that feeling in my belly that makes me excited all about her. Ive got that yearning feeling once again that I couldnt quite remember....
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maelwys:
I too hate having my photo taken. Which is why I use that photo of Monkey as a cunning disguise.
maelwys:
And not a word about Everton either biggrin
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i hate orange juice with pulp in it. i dont know how that slipped my mind...

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last night got trashed. passed out packing a bowl on my couch. I guess i had a good birthday after all

listening to the dan the automator cd and drinking again. i dont think I have a drinking problem or that my problem is drinking. I just need to lay low and get wasted for a few days in a month, you know? i take...
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maelwys:
I missed all the footie today during my wanderhar. Had to catch up with it on teletext which aint the same. At the Gates are class, pity. Dont listen to that sort of thing myself that much nowadays, my girlfriend does and has half inched my old napalm/obituary/deacide (and so on) cds. Ive been listening to Maiden mostly the last few weeks, seventh son.... as to the combine harvester crew, we'll see. Im a pessimist, but I
maelwys:
be in a pub so I can drown any sorrows cropping up. Im langered and screwed up the post. bugger
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! WOO-HOOO!!!!!

Super thanks to everyone who left the love in typed-written form! The ale was pouring tonite! Too much Snakebite! End it all with a bottle of champagne and the Descendents Live at the most loudest of levels. Everyone at work forgot my birthday and I didnt get any cake, but fuck it..i dont want cake! I want money..and that '80's...
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randomdent:
Happy Birthday!