It's Payday my nigga and niggettes!
This means that I have to pay my bills
Maybe buy some Tang! or some Kool-Aid
Buy some groceries and some beer
Some Rolos and some contact lenses
And save the rest for NYC and my drug habit
You know how we do!!!
Its Friday, so its time for some 95 lb Danielle action!
Stand in front of the...
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This means that I have to pay my bills
Maybe buy some Tang! or some Kool-Aid
Buy some groceries and some beer
Some Rolos and some contact lenses
And save the rest for NYC and my drug habit
You know how we do!!!
Its Friday, so its time for some 95 lb Danielle action!
Stand in front of the...
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Not like you can read this or anything but....
I hope all my SG buddies in the NYC vicinity
Are safe, sound, and as cool as you can be
It totally fucking sucks, but it coulda been worse
I really thought some fucked up shit was going to happen
Its easy to say here in the nice 68 degree AC comfort
Of my sunny Boca...
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I hope all my SG buddies in the NYC vicinity
Are safe, sound, and as cool as you can be
It totally fucking sucks, but it coulda been worse
I really thought some fucked up shit was going to happen
Its easy to say here in the nice 68 degree AC comfort
Of my sunny Boca...
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So did I ever mention that time when
Jessica and I were watching the Food Network
You know..just chillin' and watching 'Iron Chef'
Being all cutesy and shit and cuddling
When all of a sudden she just starts sucking my dick
Just out of the blue and without provocation
While Sakai's dishes were being assessed by the panel of judges?
Yeah..those were good times...
BTW/...
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Jessica and I were watching the Food Network
You know..just chillin' and watching 'Iron Chef'
Being all cutesy and shit and cuddling
When all of a sudden she just starts sucking my dick
Just out of the blue and without provocation
While Sakai's dishes were being assessed by the panel of judges?
Yeah..those were good times...
BTW/...
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christine3782:
Yes, a washer and dryer too!
jacqui:
blackout for nyc !
blackout for nyc !
I've been pretty high strung lately
Maybe it's cause I havent smoked pot in over a month
Or maybe cause the last cigarette I had was on Saturday
But I really feel like pulling a Jack in 'The Shining' and
Buying a tennis ball so I can throw at the walls
In my furniture-less apartment as hard and as fast I can
Next week's vacation...
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Maybe it's cause I havent smoked pot in over a month
Or maybe cause the last cigarette I had was on Saturday
But I really feel like pulling a Jack in 'The Shining' and
Buying a tennis ball so I can throw at the walls
In my furniture-less apartment as hard and as fast I can
Next week's vacation...
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jacqui:
awe
calm down lad !
that is weird though that they call pens 'ink pens'
i have never heard that before.
have a smoke and i am sure u feel mush better
xXx
issie
song : miss fat booty / by mos def
mood: ;p
calm down lad !
that is weird though that they call pens 'ink pens'
i have never heard that before.
have a smoke and i am sure u feel mush better
xXx
issie
song : miss fat booty / by mos def
mood: ;p
honkeykong:
-excellent call with the malevolent creation. what the fuck is this "ink pen" thing? i've never heard that in my life. that'd make me punch someone in the mouth.
you know what's funnier than you being in ny next week? i'll be in florida. hahahaha.
you know what's funnier than you being in ny next week? i'll be in florida. hahahaha.
I really like the smell of gasoline
And I'm really addicted to cranberry juice
You see...I've got problems
Like today I almost killed my boss
'Cause she was trying to say that I wasnt
Going to get my bonus this Friday for some bs reason
Which means I would be without $500 bucks for NYC!
I was like 'WHAT THE FUCK!?' and shit and
That...
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And I'm really addicted to cranberry juice
You see...I've got problems
Like today I almost killed my boss
'Cause she was trying to say that I wasnt
Going to get my bonus this Friday for some bs reason
Which means I would be without $500 bucks for NYC!
I was like 'WHAT THE FUCK!?' and shit and
That...
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honkeykong:
-crazy...i was supposed to go to the yankee game on that friday and i was gonna be at the shack party on saturday. but i can't do either.
still kinda weird that we were almost at the same 2 places 2 nights in a row.
still kinda weird that we were almost at the same 2 places 2 nights in a row.
marymary:
hey! where in queens are you staying? i live in queens. monica's gonna be here staying with me. its gonna be a rockin' good time. oh man - i wish i was going to belle & sebastian. maybe i can still get tickets. its funny - the MoMA is soooo freaking close to me and i still havent gotten there yet. it'll be back in NYC by the time i get there.
'Look, I really have to go pee
But I'd really like to continue talking
About this conversation when I get back'
: The Shins - Sphangnum Esplanade :
But I'd really like to continue talking
About this conversation when I get back'
: The Shins - Sphangnum Esplanade :
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jacqui:
hey
yea my hair looks ok but i might dye it black for the 23rd....? tom is minimalism. we went out the other night to a few places in new brunswick. i didnt want to go to the 23rd and not know anyone ; plus he is really kewl and we have been chatting forever so it was about time anywayz. O and no he isnt a manc he is a jersey boy.
xXx
issie
ps...i have a funny feeling about the girl. u never know, maybe she might be the ONE ? i hope so coz u are getting old now, lol j/k .
yea my hair looks ok but i might dye it black for the 23rd....? tom is minimalism. we went out the other night to a few places in new brunswick. i didnt want to go to the 23rd and not know anyone ; plus he is really kewl and we have been chatting forever so it was about time anywayz. O and no he isnt a manc he is a jersey boy.
xXx
issie
ps...i have a funny feeling about the girl. u never know, maybe she might be the ONE ? i hope so coz u are getting old now, lol j/k .
unnecessaryz:
Did you ever see that Street Fighter animated movie where E-Honda grabs Ryu by the shoulder and shouts "Because we're brothers!"? That's us, except you're the crazy fat guy that kills people by launching himself at them. Where you crashing in NYC? Besides inside the ladies pants I mean.
For some reason, I cant sleep more than 6 hours
So I just woke up and made me some breakfast
Toasted Pita bread with butter and some OJ
Ohhhh yeah! The breakfast of champions! Haha
Today I woke up feeling kinda shitty
Like I've got a nose cold or something
I guess thats what you get when you mix
'The Warriors', 'Happiness', Parliament Lights
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So I just woke up and made me some breakfast
Toasted Pita bread with butter and some OJ
Ohhhh yeah! The breakfast of champions! Haha
Today I woke up feeling kinda shitty
Like I've got a nose cold or something
I guess thats what you get when you mix
'The Warriors', 'Happiness', Parliament Lights
Amstel...
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violenttortoise:
"Niggas"? Don't you know that only us black people can say that? 
And yeah, work sucks, but hopefully it'll make you my bitch.
And yeah, work sucks, but hopefully it'll make you my bitch.
rxqueen:
Well you can try, but i can't make any promises that it'd work *trying to make me yr bitch that is*.
anyways, have a good time in NY. i'll apologize for the rain ahead of time
anyways, have a good time in NY. i'll apologize for the rain ahead of time
Ahhh yessss!
The delicious taste of the 'pussy-ness'
Oh so fresh in my mouth and chin
'The Warriors' in the background
Fully satisfied...girl go bye bye
This is the life! Hahaha!
: Napalm Death - Breed to Breathe :
The delicious taste of the 'pussy-ness'
Oh so fresh in my mouth and chin
'The Warriors' in the background
Fully satisfied...girl go bye bye
This is the life! Hahaha!
: Napalm Death - Breed to Breathe :
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honkeykong:
-napalm death! rock the fuck on.
"we got something else to worry about....the truce...is it still on?"
- the warriors
"we got something else to worry about....the truce...is it still on?"
- the warriors
After watching Gandhi on DVD yesterday
I really tried to chill out and be peaceful today
That is until I didnt get my money from Jessica
And I had to fucking call her to see whats up
Turns out shes been too busy at work
To fucking busy to send me the check in the mail
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I really tried to chill out and be peaceful today
That is until I didnt get my money from Jessica
And I had to fucking call her to see whats up
Turns out shes been too busy at work
To fucking busy to send me the check in the mail
Mind you, she told me she was sending it...
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er:
awww baby you say the nicest things
was_nicole:
they said i wasn't allowed.
Not much on the agenda today
Well actually there is but
That doesnt happen till later
I think I have to shave and
Clean the house 'cause me thinks
The Danielle is coming over today
I got Dead Man and Gandhi in the mail
So basically that means that with
Some wine, food, a clean apartment,
Rob and some Johnny Depp in the background
There...
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Well actually there is but
That doesnt happen till later
I think I have to shave and
Clean the house 'cause me thinks
The Danielle is coming over today
I got Dead Man and Gandhi in the mail
So basically that means that with
Some wine, food, a clean apartment,
Rob and some Johnny Depp in the background
There...
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coco:
Daaaaaamn that hair of yours is fine! I had no idea you'd been pompin' it up! 
germany:
did i tell you i was mostly german........... ohh and i don't usually IM beotch...to much trouble and then i realize i really am a computer geek
i'm listening to grand puba right now.