Woke up at 6AM..couldn't sleep no more
Was feeling kinda sicky, took a couple of Tylenol 8-hour and
Some Aleve Cold and Sinus, fed Spree Turkey & Giblets in Gravy
Went outside to get the paper (get the paper)..it was chilly
Chilly being around 55-ish degrees, came inside and
Put on my favorite red Carnation knit hat and read said paper
Put on 'Hard Eight'...
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Was feeling kinda sicky, took a couple of Tylenol 8-hour and
Some Aleve Cold and Sinus, fed Spree Turkey & Giblets in Gravy
Went outside to get the paper (get the paper)..it was chilly
Chilly being around 55-ish degrees, came inside and
Put on my favorite red Carnation knit hat and read said paper
Put on 'Hard Eight'...
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A) What's the deal with Grape-Nuts?
You open up the box, no grapes, no nuts, what gives?
B) If the black box is the only thing that survives the plane crash
Why not make the whole plane out of the black box?
C) What's with those things at the end of your shoelaces?
What do you call those things? They don't HAVE A NAME!!!...
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You open up the box, no grapes, no nuts, what gives?
B) If the black box is the only thing that survives the plane crash
Why not make the whole plane out of the black box?
C) What's with those things at the end of your shoelaces?
What do you call those things? They don't HAVE A NAME!!!...
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gekkeiju23:
i think it was on "martini time"...
something about how his broad spent 400$ on a crappy car and now he wants his cash.
aglets, yeah.
my mom was the maternal type that thought wax-tipped shoelaces were an unecessary expense.
much prefered to spend it on cigarettes and top ramen.
ps. anyone's guess about the Sopranos.
[Edited on Nov 12, 2003 7:54PM]
something about how his broad spent 400$ on a crappy car and now he wants his cash.
aglets, yeah.
my mom was the maternal type that thought wax-tipped shoelaces were an unecessary expense.
much prefered to spend it on cigarettes and top ramen.
ps. anyone's guess about the Sopranos.
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pilar:
i don't think any mom has ever really liked me...
what's that called? momma's boy...
i guess it doesn't matter since my mom thinks no man would ever take me with metal in my face and ink in my skin...
although she isn't as cruel as i make her seem...
she happens to be the bees knees...
and well you..
you are definately sugar...sugar...sugar...
FYI: if you ask stupid questions you get stupid answers...
what's that called? momma's boy...
i guess it doesn't matter since my mom thinks no man would ever take me with metal in my face and ink in my skin...
although she isn't as cruel as i make her seem...
she happens to be the bees knees...
and well you..
you are definately sugar...sugar...sugar...
FYI: if you ask stupid questions you get stupid answers...
Yesterday I called my friend to put in my football picks
'Cause like there are 10 of us that are in this football pool and
Guess who answers the phone but one of my ex's...Erin
It caught me by fucking surprise, so I just hung up the phone
I felt kinda stupid afterwards, but I think I did the right thing
I mean what the...
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'Cause like there are 10 of us that are in this football pool and
Guess who answers the phone but one of my ex's...Erin
It caught me by fucking surprise, so I just hung up the phone
I felt kinda stupid afterwards, but I think I did the right thing
I mean what the...
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minty:
I think you should keep calling back and hanging up. It's a little fun to act like a psycho ex, especially if you have no feelings about the person at all. Okay, so maybe not, I've never done it, but YOU should. Then post about it.
Yeah, the GRE was no fuckin' fun. I hope it's the last test like that I have to take. It's no fair that you get to move to NYC. I thought about applying to schools up there, but nobody is doing what I'm interested in. Hope all your teams won!
Yeah, the GRE was no fuckin' fun. I hope it's the last test like that I have to take. It's no fair that you get to move to NYC. I thought about applying to schools up there, but nobody is doing what I'm interested in. Hope all your teams won!
I'm sorry, Olivia Newton-John is great and all
But watching 'Xanadu' tonight really fucking sucked
I dunno, maybe I'm just in a bad mood or maybe
It's 'cause I ran out of pot or maybe it's just both but
There's so much ELO and roller-skating I can take, you na mean?
I must say, Gene Kelly was one bad dancing mutha and all
But is...
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But watching 'Xanadu' tonight really fucking sucked
I dunno, maybe I'm just in a bad mood or maybe
It's 'cause I ran out of pot or maybe it's just both but
There's so much ELO and roller-skating I can take, you na mean?
I must say, Gene Kelly was one bad dancing mutha and all
But is...
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monica:
i'm going in the woods for the weekend. miss me like crazy.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooooooooooooo!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooooooooooooo!!!
gram:
yo fool!
xanadu was good....when i was 6! for some reason i was entranced with all the glowing neon and rollerskating. but that movie is about as good as the beegees in sgt. peppers lonely hearts club. now that movie sucked!
not too much longer pappi. but why you saying january? you told me end of feb? you gotta keep me up to date fool!
ps- the new reakwon joint is BADASS!!! ghostface killa is on almost half of it. too fucking badass!
xanadu was good....when i was 6! for some reason i was entranced with all the glowing neon and rollerskating. but that movie is about as good as the beegees in sgt. peppers lonely hearts club. now that movie sucked!
not too much longer pappi. but why you saying january? you told me end of feb? you gotta keep me up to date fool!
ps- the new reakwon joint is BADASS!!! ghostface killa is on almost half of it. too fucking badass!
I think I've got an online sports gambling problem
I keep on pumping the money into this site and
Losing all of my fucking money all the fucking time!
Help me! How did I get this fucking lame?!
Oh wait..I remember, I don't have a girlfriend! Haha!
So anyways, I've got the Patriots +2.5 and OVER 35.5! GO ME!
Is there anything better than a...
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I keep on pumping the money into this site and
Losing all of my fucking money all the fucking time!
Help me! How did I get this fucking lame?!
Oh wait..I remember, I don't have a girlfriend! Haha!
So anyways, I've got the Patriots +2.5 and OVER 35.5! GO ME!
Is there anything better than a...
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chiquita:
peace out, cabron!
pilar:
so funny u should mention a pomp and a shaved head all in the same comment...
those are two of my weaknessess...
like kryptonite to me....
makes my knees like jelly
and my panties....well you get the idea!
those are two of my weaknessess...
like kryptonite to me....
makes my knees like jelly
and my panties....well you get the idea!
Today I went grocery shopping and I hate going by myself
'Cause it takes me forever to get out of the damn place!
Whenever I have to pick something up, I always end up spending About an hour and a half 'cause I'm an indecisive bastard and
I always forget something I really needed too like toilet paper or Soap and end up having to...
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'Cause it takes me forever to get out of the damn place!
Whenever I have to pick something up, I always end up spending About an hour and a half 'cause I'm an indecisive bastard and
I always forget something I really needed too like toilet paper or Soap and end up having to...
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monica:
i do have the hips for it this is true. i think the kid from home improvement's name is JTT. i never had a crush on him as a wee thing though
monica:
connor oberst is the sappy bitch in bright eyes and desaparecidos
Grocery shopping sucks
: 2Pac - I Ain't Mad Atcha :
: 2Pac - I Ain't Mad Atcha :
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soma__:
ah you like the Velvet Underground, you rock, just like your hostile-looking kitty there! 
Sorry..I can't talk right now!
I have to go buy a new vacuum 'cause
Spree's kitty litter spilling episodes on the rug
Fucked it all up and I need to go grocery shopping!!
I fucking hate going grocery shopping
I'm runnin' out of pot and I'm buggin' out
: 2Pac - I Ain't Mad At'cha :
I have to go buy a new vacuum 'cause
Spree's kitty litter spilling episodes on the rug
Fucked it all up and I need to go grocery shopping!!
I fucking hate going grocery shopping
I'm runnin' out of pot and I'm buggin' out
: 2Pac - I Ain't Mad At'cha :
I love it when Spree and I take simultaneous shits!
Happy Halloween Yo! 
: Deicide - Behead the Prophet (No Lord Shall Live) :
Happy Halloween Yo!
: Deicide - Behead the Prophet (No Lord Shall Live) :
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_6deana9_:
happy belated halloween... hope you had a good one.... 
monica:
and i love both yer faces 
If I told you that
I once killed a man
Would you still love me?
: Wu Tang Clan - Da Mystery of Chessboxin':
I once killed a man
Would you still love me?
: Wu Tang Clan - Da Mystery of Chessboxin':
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marymary:
boo!
unnecessaryz:
Viva dia de los muerte! I know it's not actually here yet, but I wanted to make you feel at home in our wonderful country, strange visitor from distant lands.
i loove it.
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