throatneedle

True Rob Fact : Animal made me want to learn/play the drums

I pity those of you who have never tasted
Jessica's Mexican Vegetarian Lasagna!
Not for nothing but its the mo-fucking bomb dog!
Ive got a whole tray of it in my fridge w/ some bad ass salsa
To feed me for the whole week, if it lasts that long
My girlfriend fucking rules, I mean seriously....

What have I done to deserve such an awesome girlfriend?!

Shes the cutest, smartest, sexiest little thing
That I've ever seen...and she cooks like a champ to boot!

..and I know some of you are probably like
'Man, I hate all of this sappy shit/Rob's a pussy now'
You know, you're probably right..but I dont give a fuck
You can all suck my dick/not visit my journal anymore
If youre fed up with all the sappyness and love talk
Or better yet, you can just ignore me/take me off your friends list
Ill be gone in 20 days anyways (but who's counting?)

This is me without all the anger, pain. bitterness, and negativity

I love the happy me. I love my Jessica. I love my life now.

Fuck all you haters.

: Neil Diamond - Love on the Rocks :