throatneedle

I forgot to tell you : I almost got into a fight on Sunday

Jess and I woke up to a Starbucks jonzing at 12pm
So I decided to venture out to the old Starbucks I worked at
Thinking I could get hooked up and not have to pay
We were in the same t-shirts and shorts
We had slept in the night before so
Obviously Jess stayed in the car and I got the coffee
I ended up paying for our Grande Iced Caramel Malchiattos and
Walked over to the Einstein's next door for some Bagels & Hummus

Turns out some fuck head I kicked out from Starbucks 2 yrs ago
Was there and tried to fight me in the parking lot

Supposedly, I grabbed him by the arm and kicked him out
When he had a broken thumb, and he was still upset about it
He was an asshole and would start shit for no reason
With the customers and even the employees!
I remember this one time he called my friend Mike a fag and
I had to call the cops on him cause he wouldnt leave

So the asshole confronted me and didnt do shit other than say
'I would level you right now if it wasnt for me going to jail'
Standing an inch away I kept on smiling and saying
'Go ahead...do it!'
The guy didnt do shit other than try to scare me
I just stood there laughing trying to get him to punch me

This went on for like 2 minutes and
I obviously wasnt in the mood for a kick-off,
Since Jess was in the car, I was in my flip-flops and
I was spending nice cute-time with her and all
So I walked away and dwelled on it for the next 2 hours
Wondering if I should've kicked his ass and
Amazed at this Boca rich kids' stupidity

For some reason, I attract fights
Im always either breaking one up or close to getting into one
But they always seem to back off. I dont know why

I think people like me a lot or something

Beats me

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