throatneedle

Rob's Daily Schedule (subject to change)
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6:30AM - Get up and feed Spree, check comments on SG journal, miscellaneous news/nerd stuff
6:55AM - Shave and shower
7:15AM - Dress, Pomade, Cologne, give Spree kisses
7:30AM - Drive beat-up white '90 Ford Tempo to work
7:55AM - Buy Mountain Dew at work's vending machine
8:05AM - Work shit, paperwork, learn new urban slang from ghetto girls, make fun of people, flirt
1:00PM - Lunch (Subway usually..sometimes Colombian food)
2:00PM - Back from Lunch/ Refill Fiji Water bottle at cooler
4:15PM - Pick-up 6 coffee stirrers from kitchen to chew on
4:59PM - Yabba-dabba-doo! (get the fuck out of Dodge)
5:25PM - Get mail and let Spree out
5:30PM - SMOKE A BOWL and turn Winamp on shuffle
5:35PM - Check messages on machine
5:40PM - Do SG shit, IM, take stupid pictures
7:00PM - Run 3-4 miles/lift weights while watching SNL/Conan
8:15PM - Take Shower
8:45PM - Smoke bowl and maybe order some food
9:00PM - Ponder stupid things/over-analyze everything
9:30PM - Try to watch a movie or something interesting
11:15PM - Brush Spree on bed and dig face in stomach
11:45PM - Go to sleep and dream about getting the fuck out of here

See..I'm not that cool. Now take me off your friend's list

I'm gonna go and finish my Onion & Garlic Chips now

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