so check this shit out, the other night when i went out drinking and buying plums
i had a larry david moment when i went to the ATM machine
you see, there's always this homeless asian lady crying and talking to herself
in the waiting area of the bank so i felt really bad for her cause i almost tripped
over her tupperware container full of piss, so i went up to her and tried to give her
$20 bucks so she could at least get herself a 40 of colt 45 and some food for the night and she refused to take it! she started yelling at me saying 'NO! NO!' and started cursing at me in chinese or whatever the fuck she was trying to communicate with
should i have given her a dollar or $5 bucks instead? i mean shit...
i didn't know homeless people were so selective! craziness!
i must say, last nights curb your enthusiasm almost made me cry
: The Bronx - Heart Attack American :
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germany:
do you still love me? or have you moved on to someone shiney and new?
vutek:
when they cut to jerry's reaction to larry forgetting his lines: brilliant.