throatneedle

help me! i'm addicted to fantasy baseball!
you see, no matter how 'cool' and 'hard' you think I really am
i'm still that soft, stat-hungry, glasses wearing nerd from 5th grade
that used to steal people's newspapers in the morning on the way to school
just so he could read the sports section on the subway

for this and many many more reasons (like getting into fights over sideburns in a pizza place and crashing into a wall drunk at a shins show and having to get stitches)
im convinced that im the coolest person in the whole wide world

Which reminds me...I should buy the 15 gb precious this weekend
Now that my 401k and income tax refunds have been deposited in my acct!
Maybe ill even buy one of these just cause my pussy has been hurting a lot lately

i have to go study the FLB Pre-Season Third Base Rankings,
get Spree out of the closet & feed her some Turkey & Giblets,
and buy tickets for the Grandaddy/Hey Mercedes and The Walkmen shows
So be good and i'll talk to you kids later! Don't make me feed you pancakes!

: Ozzy Osbourne - Bark At the Moon :