Monday Aug 11, 2003

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I really like the smell of gasoline
And I'm really addicted to cranberry juice
You see...I've got problems

Like today I almost killed my boss
'Cause she was trying to say that I wasnt
Going to get my bonus this Friday for some bs reason
Which means I would be without $500 bucks for NYC!
I was like 'WHAT THE FUCK!?' and shit and
That big vein that comes out of my forehead when I'm mad
Made a nice cameo appearance...it fucking sucked!
I was about ready to throw a chair at somebody
When my boss was like 'Rob..I'm kidding! Relax!'
Stupid fucking joke if you ask me, but they were
Hysterically laughing at my reaction...fuckers
It almost made my pussy hurt!

So NYC in 8 days..I cant fucking wait!
I'll be there from the 19th till the 26th and
So far I've got the Belle and Sebastian show on the 19th,
Followed right after that night with a piss-up w/ Gabe,
A Yankee game on the 22nd, and the SGNY party on the 23rd!
I'll need to sneak in MoMA somewhere during the week and
I'l be probably busy everyday, but if you any of you guys/gals
Are down to do anything during the week, let me know!
I'll be staying mostly at my mom's in Queens or
At my nigga's house in Brooklyn, so hollaaaa atcha boy!

Mmmmm..I can smell the urine and concrete now!

: Jungle Brothers - Girl I'll House You (I'll House You!) :
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
honkeykong:
-crazy...i was supposed to go to the yankee game on that friday and i was gonna be at the shack party on saturday. but i can't do either.
still kinda weird that we were almost at the same 2 places 2 nights in a row.
marymary:
hey! where in queens are you staying? i live in queens. monica's gonna be here staying with me. its gonna be a rockin' good time. oh man - i wish i was going to belle & sebastian. maybe i can still get tickets. its funny - the MoMA is soooo freaking close to me and i still havent gotten there yet. it'll be back in NYC by the time i get there.

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