Man I got really fucked up last night
So fucked up I went up and sang Karoake 4 times
And I almost got into a fight with the karoake guy
Cause he wouldnt let me fucking sing anymore
I mustve drank 7 gin & tonics and 4 beers
Sang: Pulp 'Common People', Blondie 'One Way or Another'
Oasis 'Don't Look Back in Anger' and
Lou Rawls 'You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine'
You Dickhead was there, Reedy, Collum, Danielle
Some random chicks Danielle knows and even
This chick we call Ape Saliva was there!
Ape Saliva is a really nice girl..but she's got a butterface
And my friend Cris who's a total hipster pussy
Ended up fucking her one night after the Lion and Eagle
And he was all embarrased and shit cause her face is kinda busted
So anyways we used to tease him everyday me and Carter
Would work with him and we came up with all sorts of nicknames
For her like : Planet of the Apes, Apes, Ape Saliva, POTA
We even came up with chants like
'One Ape Saliva!.....theres only ONE Ape Saliva!
ONE Ape Saliiiiiva! There's only ONE Ape Salivaaa!'
*to the tune of Guantanamera*
Yeah, I know we were dickheads but we worked at Starbucks
And what else could we do other than be hooligans
And fucking serve really annoying Jewish people lattes
So anyways last night after the Red Lion
It seemed like Ape Saliva wanted to make-out
But shes Danielle's good friend, so you know how that is
Once you're with one you cant be with the other
Unless they are into that kinda shit which they arent
Man I really hate this working Sundays shit
Especially since Football season in coming
I mean working 4pm-9pm is cake but
I'd rather be watching the Bengals, Giants, and Jets play
With plenty to drink, smoke, and yelling
Is there anything better than drinking a beer in the shower?
: Blackalicious - A to G :
So fucked up I went up and sang Karoake 4 times
And I almost got into a fight with the karoake guy
Cause he wouldnt let me fucking sing anymore
I mustve drank 7 gin & tonics and 4 beers
Sang: Pulp 'Common People', Blondie 'One Way or Another'
Oasis 'Don't Look Back in Anger' and
Lou Rawls 'You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine'
You Dickhead was there, Reedy, Collum, Danielle
Some random chicks Danielle knows and even
This chick we call Ape Saliva was there!
Ape Saliva is a really nice girl..but she's got a butterface
And my friend Cris who's a total hipster pussy
Ended up fucking her one night after the Lion and Eagle
And he was all embarrased and shit cause her face is kinda busted
So anyways we used to tease him everyday me and Carter
Would work with him and we came up with all sorts of nicknames
For her like : Planet of the Apes, Apes, Ape Saliva, POTA
We even came up with chants like
'One Ape Saliva!.....theres only ONE Ape Saliva!
ONE Ape Saliiiiiva! There's only ONE Ape Salivaaa!'
*to the tune of Guantanamera*
Yeah, I know we were dickheads but we worked at Starbucks
And what else could we do other than be hooligans
And fucking serve really annoying Jewish people lattes
So anyways last night after the Red Lion
It seemed like Ape Saliva wanted to make-out
But shes Danielle's good friend, so you know how that is
Once you're with one you cant be with the other
Unless they are into that kinda shit which they arent
Man I really hate this working Sundays shit
Especially since Football season in coming
I mean working 4pm-9pm is cake but
I'd rather be watching the Bengals, Giants, and Jets play
With plenty to drink, smoke, and yelling
Is there anything better than drinking a beer in the shower?
: Blackalicious - A to G :
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better that drinking in the show?
hmmmm, getting head AND drinking in the shower! now thats the shit! oh, and i think i forgot to mention, at least sammy cassell shows up for the playoffs, not like that pussy nash.
now i think we can all agree that nick the quick is the man!
GABE INEZ ROB SANDWICH
GABE INEZ ROB SANDWICH
GABE INEZ ROB SANDWICH
ok yes, i think i feel a little better now.