I wanna turn you on and excite you
Let me know the spot on your body and I'll bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a TURBO BOOSTER!
You want lovin, you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a...
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Let me know the spot on your body and I'll bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a TURBO BOOSTER!
You want lovin, you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a...
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So someone at work was making fun of the way I 'tawk'
You know, 'cause of the New York-ness and said some bullshit
To the effect of 'You're in Florida now and you're going to stay'
You fucking bitter and content with nothing bitch!
You dont know how tough it was not to tell them that
I was getting the fuck out of this Southern...
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You know, 'cause of the New York-ness and said some bullshit
To the effect of 'You're in Florida now and you're going to stay'
You fucking bitter and content with nothing bitch!
You dont know how tough it was not to tell them that
I was getting the fuck out of this Southern...
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n:
your cat has an intense facial expression. its obvious who wears the pants in *that* household...
thalia1:
interesting new name!!
wondered who the hell it was til i saw your pic!!
weirdo.....lol
xoxo thalia
wondered who the hell it was til i saw your pic!!
weirdo.....lol
xoxo thalia
It's 6PM, and I still like the way my arm smells
I think that only bitches drive black Honda Civic's
When I grow-up, I wanna be a Silver-Backed Gorilla
Give it up for my nigga BoxterJulep
I dunno if he's coming back, but he was good peoples
Pour some out of your 40 for him tonight, just in case
Writing an interesting/coherent journal entry is...
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I think that only bitches drive black Honda Civic's
When I grow-up, I wanna be a Silver-Backed Gorilla
Give it up for my nigga BoxterJulep
I dunno if he's coming back, but he was good peoples
Pour some out of your 40 for him tonight, just in case
Writing an interesting/coherent journal entry is...
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april1:
Maybe if you'd take a shower, your arm wouldn't smell like leftovers! {ouch... sorry, couldn't help myself!}
--April* {is sniffing Her arm... mmmmm, pizza}
--April* {is sniffing Her arm... mmmmm, pizza}
astrogirl3000:
i'm back! whew!
i'm having trouble with my internet provider (see journal). i've resorted to using a free aol disc till i can get all this shit worked out. scary, huh?
i'm still going through a bit of a rough spot, but i know i have the courage inside myself to overcome it. it's hard though. once again, WHEW! i blew an internal fuse this week. not an angry fuse, just had a bit of a meltdown. think of me as the little engine that could. and will.
so i'm playing catch up today on sg and listening to xtc.
i'm having trouble with my internet provider (see journal). i've resorted to using a free aol disc till i can get all this shit worked out. scary, huh?
i'm still going through a bit of a rough spot, but i know i have the courage inside myself to overcome it. it's hard though. once again, WHEW! i blew an internal fuse this week. not an angry fuse, just had a bit of a meltdown. think of me as the little engine that could. and will.
so i'm playing catch up today on sg and listening to xtc.
If I was famous...
John Leguizamo, Jason Lee, Michael Rappaport,
Dave Chapelle and Will Ferrell would be part of my 'crew'
We'd sit around drinking beer and smoking pot,
listening to good music and making fun of each other all day
Then I'd invite Winona Ryder over, kick them all out
And make her a dinner. We'd be so cute!
That would make me like,...
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John Leguizamo, Jason Lee, Michael Rappaport,
Dave Chapelle and Will Ferrell would be part of my 'crew'
We'd sit around drinking beer and smoking pot,
listening to good music and making fun of each other all day
Then I'd invite Winona Ryder over, kick them all out
And make her a dinner. We'd be so cute!
That would make me like,...
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me:
but then she'd say "thanks for the dinner R, I have to go now and hang out with my boyfriend Zack..." 
: Tommy Guerrero - A Little Bit of Somethin' :
: Tommy Guerrero - A Little Bit of Somethin' :
april1:
Jack Black.... That's who I'd hang out with if I were famous. Tenacious D would play at all of my wacky get togethers. Ah, but wouldn't that be the life?
--April*
--April*
When I get really bored, I sometimes like to smell my wrists
Usually they smell good, like Alfred Dunhill's 'Desire' or
Polo's 'Safari', and sometimes they smell like a
Girls' body lotion or perfume. Thats pretty uncommon,
But most of all, I love it when they smell like shower or
That fabric softener smell you get from the dryer!
You feelin' me dog? Am I...
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Usually they smell good, like Alfred Dunhill's 'Desire' or
Polo's 'Safari', and sometimes they smell like a
Girls' body lotion or perfume. Thats pretty uncommon,
But most of all, I love it when they smell like shower or
That fabric softener smell you get from the dryer!
You feelin' me dog? Am I...
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60ftqueenie:
go on do it...
boxterjulep:
i want it all
i want it all
i want it all
right
now
i want it all
i want it all
right
now
A big fat guy died at work today of an apparent heart-attack,
And 2 Jamaican girls fainted on the way to the bathroom
Does this mean I should start looking for a new job?
: Interpol - Say Hello to the Angels :
And 2 Jamaican girls fainted on the way to the bathroom
Does this mean I should start looking for a new job?
: Interpol - Say Hello to the Angels :
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maelwys:
I console myself by thinking it can't get any worse, if we do get relegated the fuckwit will definately have to go. And we might have a chance against the 1st division lot. Bollocks, who am I kidding. Win you fuckers, win!
You guys are doing well points wise, could be a good ending to the season at this rate.
A delivery driver for one of the F1 teams had a heart attack at our office a few months back, freaky shit. But he survived, it got to me all the same. Why the hell did those girls faint anyway? Dread of mortality or something or just too hot?
You guys are doing well points wise, could be a good ending to the season at this rate.
A delivery driver for one of the F1 teams had a heart attack at our office a few months back, freaky shit. But he survived, it got to me all the same. Why the hell did those girls faint anyway? Dread of mortality or something or just too hot?
thalia1:
aww, throatneedle doesn't like thalia anymore? took her off his list he did. 
jk
xoxo thalia
jk
xoxo thalia
I think I'm staying inside today. Fuck the outside
:Geto Boys - Die Mother Fuckers :
:Geto Boys - Die Mother Fuckers :
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60ftqueenie:
does that say geezer? geez I wouldnt go outside either if I had a big yummy box to play with
lila:
so...you're already giving yourself your own stiff competition this year's for best comment in LiLA's journal award...last year's "bitch" quote was great, but then you go and post things like the simply stated "i love your life." in response to my white trash saturday evening. sir, i think you have outdone yourself.
you make me giggle and for that, i love you.
you make me giggle and for that, i love you.
9:15PM : Cranberry Juice, a Croissant, 'Gattaca' and some Pot
The only way to truely spend a quality Saturday Night!
: Julio Jaramillo - Hojas De Calendario :
The only way to truely spend a quality Saturday Night!
: Julio Jaramillo - Hojas De Calendario :
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opahl:
When did I add you?
Back when I was just a member and not a model, my name was willubmybeloved. You added me first. I added you back.
Back when I was just a member and not a model, my name was willubmybeloved. You added me first. I added you back.
opahl:
I'm not sure when my debut is. This Friday, mebbe? I hope so. I'm getting impatient.
Not to rub it in or anything, but.........
Im getting more than I expected from Uncle Sam!
$1580 bucks! R-O-C-K in the U-S-A!
Now all I need is a couple more grand
And I should be straight for the NYC move! Can't wait!
This also means that with my next bonus check
I should be getting a new digital camera! Word is Born!
I'm so...
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Im getting more than I expected from Uncle Sam!
$1580 bucks! R-O-C-K in the U-S-A!
Now all I need is a couple more grand
And I should be straight for the NYC move! Can't wait!
This also means that with my next bonus check
I should be getting a new digital camera! Word is Born!
I'm so...
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neon:
new york here you coooome! yay!
zenigeva:
Napalm Death!! they just played here and shredded!!!
afghanistanimation... hahaha
"double bacon cheeseburger- its for a cop"
afghanistanimation... hahaha
"double bacon cheeseburger- its for a cop"
The last of my W-2's finally came in today! Woohoo!
It's about time those American Express fuckers send me my shit!
I'm definitely getting all of my money back this year
And that rules, considering the shit jobs I had to bear with
Until I found something half fucking decent
Only thing that sucks is that I wont be able to spend ANY of it...
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It's about time those American Express fuckers send me my shit!
I'm definitely getting all of my money back this year
And that rules, considering the shit jobs I had to bear with
Until I found something half fucking decent
Only thing that sucks is that I wont be able to spend ANY of it...
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holdensolo:
There can be only one!!!!
dollface:
damn i am hungover. disoriented.
tax return=badass
tax return=badass
You know what I was thinking about at work today
While I was sitting in my cubicle for a 8 hours shuffling papers?
How much I missed my sweet sweet chiba? Nah
How much money I've got in the bank on Friday? Nah
Are the Knicks playing today and if so I hope they win? SIKE!
Nah, I was thinking about pussy and how much...
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While I was sitting in my cubicle for a 8 hours shuffling papers?
How much I missed my sweet sweet chiba? Nah
How much money I've got in the bank on Friday? Nah
Are the Knicks playing today and if so I hope they win? SIKE!
Nah, I was thinking about pussy and how much...
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incest:
naughty!
sookie lil...awee.
*humps yr leg*
sookie lil...awee.
*humps yr leg*
freyja__:
they do have toys to help you out.
no need to get it freeze-dried.
no need to get it freeze-dried.
Seeing a grey kitty run over on the side of the road
First thing in the morning ruined my day
It is NOT the best way to start off a day, by any means
Hopefully it got all 'Pet Sementary' and shit and got up running after A squirrel meowing 'BRAINS! BRAINS' or something
I hate seeing dead animals on the side of the road...
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First thing in the morning ruined my day
It is NOT the best way to start off a day, by any means
Hopefully it got all 'Pet Sementary' and shit and got up running after A squirrel meowing 'BRAINS! BRAINS' or something
I hate seeing dead animals on the side of the road...
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freyja__:
nope. not jewel avenue.
jamaica.
and this isn't rudy's city anymore.. not my a longshot.
i almost miss the bastard.
jamaica.
and this isn't rudy's city anymore.. not my a longshot.
i almost miss the bastard.
neon:
no i don't smoke. the only few times i have smoked it relaxed me a bit too much to the point of zombie like state. this is too muc for my comfort. i'll be ok once i get a job and finally get settled in and stuff. and maybe when my financial situation is better i can even go see a doc.