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I like it when my mouse gets all dirty and I have to
Take it apart and clean it with my fingers and/or a q-tip

just thought i'd let you know

: The Shins - My Seventh Rib :
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chiquita:
yessssssss......Q-TIPS!!!!!

eargasms and more!

kiss
johncocktoastin:
one time i bought generic q-tips at the 99 cent store called "w-tips"

i'm not freaking out anymore. the kitties, the boy and one xanax was all i needed.

thanks for caring, ya big softee.

ARRR!!!
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Just saw 'Blazing Saddles' for the first time and I fucking hated it
I had to turn it off 20 minutes into the movie cause I just couldn't
Stand them saying 'nigger' every fucking 5 seconds. Whatta crap movie
I dunno, maybe I'm just in a crabby mood 'cause I ran out of pot yesterday

I haven't been up to much lately, just bored and...
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saturn1:
awww yea i just checked bask's site ... he has a show in miami, and it's about my town - detroit! you should go if you're near miami anytime soon!
vutek:
"this outrageous painting of Ton' and Pieohmy will really look nice over my fireplace"
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When I was in 2nd grade going to elementary school at P.S. 151 in Queens
My two biggest idols were Dudley "Booger" Dawson and David Addison
I swear, if it wasn't for them, Chewbacca and Starscream I wouldn't be who I am today

On a side note, I'd like to thank Spree for rubbing against my legs and
Scaring the shit out of me while...
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echobunny:
painting number 1.... for real?
c'mon bro, don't shit me.
i mean i'm suspicious of everything as it is, and i'm also very critical of every facet of myself...hence the reason for never being happy....but c'mon, you, throatneedle, actually liking something I did???
tell me you're serious... please, for gods sake!
echobunny:
WOW, serious.... who'da thunk it?
bro, yer talkin' about the red and black one yes?
tell ya what....
drop me yer address and i'll mail you an epson 9000 print of it.
i'm actually holding on to them in hopes of getting a gallery show, so i need every fucking piece i can...
but will keep in mind that you're interested in the original.
cool?
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If fashion is your trade, then when you're naked
I guess that means you're unemployed, yeah...

: Ben Folds Five - Your Redneck Past :
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gram:
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha!!
i love spree soooo much!!!

i stole her pic and will make it part of my shrine!
whats up muthafucka?? how you livin? whats the day count on your visit? 15 days? it will be good to chill wit' ma' homie otra vez! be cool holmes and keep outta trouble! i know how you are with las ruckas!
pilar:
where do you come up with this stuff...
while you're on the toilet?

speaking of nekid...
my journal is golden right now!
kiss
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And it's just like in the old days, I used to compose my own critical notices in my head.
"The crowd gasp at Rob's masterful control of the bicycle,
Skilfully avoiding the dog turd next to the corner shop."
Imagining a blue plaque above the place I first ever touched a girl's chest,
But hold on, you've got to wait for the best
You see...
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broadwaybee:
Fuck yeah.
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Woke up at 6AM..couldn't sleep no more
Was feeling kinda sicky, took a couple of Tylenol 8-hour and
Some Aleve Cold and Sinus, fed Spree Turkey & Giblets in Gravy
Went outside to get the paper (get the paper)..it was chilly
Chilly being around 55-ish degrees, came inside and
Put on my favorite red Carnation knit hat and read said paper
Put on 'Hard Eight'...
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freyja__:
it's that kind of chilly here today.
i loove it.
:>
linz:
head..i'd like some, please. smile
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A) What's the deal with Grape-Nuts?
You open up the box, no grapes, no nuts, what gives?

B) If the black box is the only thing that survives the plane crash
Why not make the whole plane out of the black box?

C) What's with those things at the end of your shoelaces?
What do you call those things? They don't HAVE A NAME!!!...
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gekkeiju23:
i think it was on "martini time"...
something about how his broad spent 400$ on a crappy car and now he wants his cash.
aglets, yeah.
my mom was the maternal type that thought wax-tipped shoelaces were an unecessary expense.
much prefered to spend it on cigarettes and top ramen.
kiss
ps. anyone's guess about the Sopranos.

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pilar:
i don't think any mom has ever really liked me...
what's that called? momma's boy...
i guess it doesn't matter since my mom thinks no man would ever take me with metal in my face and ink in my skin...
although she isn't as cruel as i make her seem...
she happens to be the bees knees...
and well you..
you are definately sugar...sugar...sugar...
kiss
FYI: if you ask stupid questions you get stupid answers...
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Yesterday I called my friend to put in my football picks
'Cause like there are 10 of us that are in this football pool and
Guess who answers the phone but one of my ex's...Erin
It caught me by fucking surprise, so I just hung up the phone
I felt kinda stupid afterwards, but I think I did the right thing
I mean what the...
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minty:
I think you should keep calling back and hanging up. It's a little fun to act like a psycho ex, especially if you have no feelings about the person at all. Okay, so maybe not, I've never done it, but YOU should. Then post about it.

Yeah, the GRE was no fuckin' fun. I hope it's the last test like that I have to take. It's no fair that you get to move to NYC. I thought about applying to schools up there, but nobody is doing what I'm interested in. Hope all your teams won!
twwly:
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I'm sorry, Olivia Newton-John is great and all
But watching 'Xanadu' tonight really fucking sucked
I dunno, maybe I'm just in a bad mood or maybe
It's 'cause I ran out of pot or maybe it's just both but
There's so much ELO and roller-skating I can take, you na mean?
I must say, Gene Kelly was one bad dancing mutha and all
But is...
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monica:
i'm going in the woods for the weekend. miss me like crazy.


xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooooooooooooo!!! kiss kiss kiss
gram:
yo fool!
xanadu was good....when i was 6! for some reason i was entranced with all the glowing neon and rollerskating. but that movie is about as good as the beegees in sgt. peppers lonely hearts club. now that movie sucked!

not too much longer pappi. but why you saying january? you told me end of feb? you gotta keep me up to date fool!

ps- the new reakwon joint is BADASS!!! ghostface killa is on almost half of it. too fucking badass!
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I think I've got an online sports gambling problem
I keep on pumping the money into this site and
Losing all of my fucking money all the fucking time!
Help me! How did I get this fucking lame?!
Oh wait..I remember, I don't have a girlfriend! Haha!

So anyways, I've got the Patriots +2.5 and OVER 35.5! GO ME!

Is there anything better than a...
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chiquita:
peace out, cabron!

robot
pilar:
so funny u should mention a pomp and a shaved head all in the same comment...
those are two of my weaknessess...
like kryptonite to me....
makes my knees like jelly


and my panties....well you get the idea!

kiss
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Today I went grocery shopping and I hate going by myself
'Cause it takes me forever to get out of the damn place!
Whenever I have to pick something up, I always end up spending About an hour and a half 'cause I'm an indecisive bastard and
I always forget something I really needed too like toilet paper or Soap and end up having to...
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monica:
i do have the hips for it this is true. i think the kid from home improvement's name is JTT. i never had a crush on him as a wee thing though
monica:
connor oberst is the sappy bitch in bright eyes and desaparecidos
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Grocery shopping sucks

: 2Pac - I Ain't Mad Atcha :
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_6deana9_:
love
soma__:
ah you like the Velvet Underground, you rock, just like your hostile-looking kitty there! shocked