sometimes when i silence the voices i can hear music.
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Speaking of which: A man was shopping for produce in the grocery store when he spotted a beautiful woman examining the fresh lettuce. As he slowly approached, she looked up, made eye contact with him and smiled.
"Hey, I know you," she said, "You're the father of one of my kids." His jaw dropped and his mind raced. When? When had he been unfaithful to his wife?
He stammered "My bachelor party" as the realization hit him. "I'm so sorry, I was pretty drunk that night, and it's been so long. Were you the one that was whipping me with the celery or the one with the leather saddle?"
She blushed and said, "I'm your son's English teacher."