I'm taking a moment away from commenting on the jackass to comment on a film a good friend drug me to see.
Jennifer's body.
I get it. Megan Fox thinks she's the shit.
I get it, the director likes the idea of using Jennifer's body by proxy to seduce the male public.
I've always found girls with an attitude like that ANNOYING and thoroughly UNSEXY and UNATTRACTIVE, so I found the rest of the film hard to watch. Interesting premise - a girl/girl relationship gone bad where the unattractive one kills the pretty one who's a cunt on wheels, but with the premise that it's justified cause she's possessed.
There's a lot of "best friend forever" stuff I didn't clock cause I don't own a vagina, but as a guy - sorry, but it's going to take more than the suggestion that I might see Megan Fox's tits to take this seriously. She looks like a skinny version of Jennifer Tilly, and I'd rather have the curvy Jennifer Tilly. I had the rather uncomfortable feeling that the director has.... issues she's resolving by killing Megan Fox by proxy. Some bitchy dialog about laxatives to stay skinny, etc.... I can just see the (female) director getting catharsis from that one. Said director is a bit on the Dee Snider looking tip, but then again, none of us is gettin any younger, are we?
Valerie Tian in an underused cameo, though. Wow. Roundup 21 on that one. That's the only "phwoar" comment I'll make.
I also found it rather pissy that they did the whole "guy's brain disengages from clutch when tits appear" routine. The way a girl fucks a guy up is more subtle than "ooh, tits". Though, "ooh, tits" is how it can START.
One interesting thing I did see is the latest film ad for a movie called "The Stepfather". Premise - guy comes in to be a stepdad and turns out to be a homicidal psycho. THIS I am gonna digress upon.
Jennifer's body.
I get it. Megan Fox thinks she's the shit.
I get it, the director likes the idea of using Jennifer's body by proxy to seduce the male public.
I've always found girls with an attitude like that ANNOYING and thoroughly UNSEXY and UNATTRACTIVE, so I found the rest of the film hard to watch. Interesting premise - a girl/girl relationship gone bad where the unattractive one kills the pretty one who's a cunt on wheels, but with the premise that it's justified cause she's possessed.
There's a lot of "best friend forever" stuff I didn't clock cause I don't own a vagina, but as a guy - sorry, but it's going to take more than the suggestion that I might see Megan Fox's tits to take this seriously. She looks like a skinny version of Jennifer Tilly, and I'd rather have the curvy Jennifer Tilly. I had the rather uncomfortable feeling that the director has.... issues she's resolving by killing Megan Fox by proxy. Some bitchy dialog about laxatives to stay skinny, etc.... I can just see the (female) director getting catharsis from that one. Said director is a bit on the Dee Snider looking tip, but then again, none of us is gettin any younger, are we?
Valerie Tian in an underused cameo, though. Wow. Roundup 21 on that one. That's the only "phwoar" comment I'll make.
I also found it rather pissy that they did the whole "guy's brain disengages from clutch when tits appear" routine. The way a girl fucks a guy up is more subtle than "ooh, tits". Though, "ooh, tits" is how it can START.
One interesting thing I did see is the latest film ad for a movie called "The Stepfather". Premise - guy comes in to be a stepdad and turns out to be a homicidal psycho. THIS I am gonna digress upon.
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AHAHAHA someone just sent this to me... they make her wear a bag while her costar from the body movie talks about Hotel for Dogs w/the interviewer.... ;s