MTV - sometime this year
White Guy In Charge #1: So, this year, we need us some controversy.
White Guy in Charge #2: Indeed. It's the only reason anyone signs in to our awards shows. The product is so bland by itself that noone cares.
WGIC1: Any ideas?
WGIC2: How about someone gatecrashing an award?
WGIC3: Like who?
WGIC2: Well, how about that colored fella with the gold teeth who went on about the children?
WGIC1: Ol' Dirty Bastard is dead. We can't go that route. (pause) but wait, you're on to something. Who can we get to do that?
WGIC3: Tom Green?
(a shower of pens get thrown at him)
WGIC1: You know the rules. Tom was a one hit wonder. He's relegated to the web, now. Unless someone has a serious talent, that avenue's a dead end.
WGIC2: But wait! Can't we kill two birds with one stone? Is there anyone we want rid of for a while?
ALL: Kanye West, naturally.
WGIC2: Can't we get him to do it, embarass him and...
WGIC1: That's genius. What's the antithesis of rap?
WGIC3: Country music.
WGIC1: Exactly. Find some pretty young blonde blue eyed thing doing the Country thing, of 15 or so, give her an award. Make her totally happy and then have Kanye go in and spoil the whole show. Kanye gets knocked down a peg, everyone Twits about the awards show, we look great for extending an olive branch to Nashville, and maybe someone'll kill the little shit and we'll be rid of his Jesus complex. Whose goddamn idea was it to get the French to decide he's a fashion icon?
WGIC 4 gets up and walks out.
WGIC 3: But is Kanye stupid enough to walk up to a 15 year old, make her cry, and basically shred his respectability with the few people left who don't think he's a total cunt?
WGIC 2: Get out.
WGIC 3 leaves.
The rest laugh: "is he stupid enough. Good GRIEF."
WGIC 1: I like it. Call Kanye's people, tell him to tell him it'll make him the talk of the world. He'll do it. We owe Jay Leno a portion of his "soul for fame" deal anyway - book Kanye for the day after. Kill THREE birds with one stone.
White Guy In Charge #1: So, this year, we need us some controversy.
White Guy in Charge #2: Indeed. It's the only reason anyone signs in to our awards shows. The product is so bland by itself that noone cares.
WGIC1: Any ideas?
WGIC2: How about someone gatecrashing an award?
WGIC3: Like who?
WGIC2: Well, how about that colored fella with the gold teeth who went on about the children?
WGIC1: Ol' Dirty Bastard is dead. We can't go that route. (pause) but wait, you're on to something. Who can we get to do that?
WGIC3: Tom Green?
(a shower of pens get thrown at him)
WGIC1: You know the rules. Tom was a one hit wonder. He's relegated to the web, now. Unless someone has a serious talent, that avenue's a dead end.
WGIC2: But wait! Can't we kill two birds with one stone? Is there anyone we want rid of for a while?
ALL: Kanye West, naturally.
WGIC2: Can't we get him to do it, embarass him and...
WGIC1: That's genius. What's the antithesis of rap?
WGIC3: Country music.
WGIC1: Exactly. Find some pretty young blonde blue eyed thing doing the Country thing, of 15 or so, give her an award. Make her totally happy and then have Kanye go in and spoil the whole show. Kanye gets knocked down a peg, everyone Twits about the awards show, we look great for extending an olive branch to Nashville, and maybe someone'll kill the little shit and we'll be rid of his Jesus complex. Whose goddamn idea was it to get the French to decide he's a fashion icon?
WGIC 4 gets up and walks out.
WGIC 3: But is Kanye stupid enough to walk up to a 15 year old, make her cry, and basically shred his respectability with the few people left who don't think he's a total cunt?
WGIC 2: Get out.
WGIC 3 leaves.
The rest laugh: "is he stupid enough. Good GRIEF."
WGIC 1: I like it. Call Kanye's people, tell him to tell him it'll make him the talk of the world. He'll do it. We owe Jay Leno a portion of his "soul for fame" deal anyway - book Kanye for the day after. Kill THREE birds with one stone.
deriecherie:
ahahahah awesome