Why I should not have extra money, #2
I bought two antique speculums today. I know the proper word is "specula", but hey.
My two male roommates had NO idea what they were, but I grabbed both for $5 each at a thrift shop. As for why? Not sure.
But I hung my arm out the window and used them like a puppet going "NON POSSO VIVERE, NON POSSO VIVERE, SENZA IL MI OBAN, NO NO. NON POSSO VIVERE SENZA IL MI OBAN...."
At one point the two men in the car asked me what one was, and I did a graphic demonstration, using my right hand in a fist and my left hand to use it for its purpose, narrating what is involved in a pelvic exam. They were totally amazed. Then I realised the woman to my right in the next car over was facepalming and trying not to laugh, cause both our windows were open.
I bought two antique speculums today. I know the proper word is "specula", but hey.
My two male roommates had NO idea what they were, but I grabbed both for $5 each at a thrift shop. As for why? Not sure.
But I hung my arm out the window and used them like a puppet going "NON POSSO VIVERE, NON POSSO VIVERE, SENZA IL MI OBAN, NO NO. NON POSSO VIVERE SENZA IL MI OBAN...."
At one point the two men in the car asked me what one was, and I did a graphic demonstration, using my right hand in a fist and my left hand to use it for its purpose, narrating what is involved in a pelvic exam. They were totally amazed. Then I realised the woman to my right in the next car over was facepalming and trying not to laugh, cause both our windows were open.
sevenminutes:
that is hilarious! I would have paid to see that.
threadlocker:
I was in full operatic song.