Drunk Story, Part 1
There are a lot of birthdays this month, everybody's trying 21 and whatnot. My boyfriend is totally comited to get shit face drunk at least once a week but this time he got to a new level of drunk that i have'nt ever seen!
We really like to yell and scream at each other when we get drunk, he throw something and it hit me in the headso i got pissed and retard drunk punched him. He feels bad, he's a tear in my beer type drunk, and trys to kill himself by covering his face with tape!
We both carry knifes on us, just in case of a rumble, so i cut some of the tape off his mouth and nose. But he's still got it on his face. Now he's laughin and shit and decides to see how far he can get without being able to see, now we're at a trailer park and it's like midnight on a Sateurday. Part 2 later!
There are a lot of birthdays this month, everybody's trying 21 and whatnot. My boyfriend is totally comited to get shit face drunk at least once a week but this time he got to a new level of drunk that i have'nt ever seen!
We really like to yell and scream at each other when we get drunk, he throw something and it hit me in the headso i got pissed and retard drunk punched him. He feels bad, he's a tear in my beer type drunk, and trys to kill himself by covering his face with tape!
We both carry knifes on us, just in case of a rumble, so i cut some of the tape off his mouth and nose. But he's still got it on his face. Now he's laughin and shit and decides to see how far he can get without being able to see, now we're at a trailer park and it's like midnight on a Sateurday. Part 2 later!
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hellynn:
trailer park. hmm that explains a lot 
life_returns:
part 2 ! part 2 ! 