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Thai peanut noodles are the bombdiggity!!!! Now for some Emo jokes!


Q: How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
A: Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito.

Q: How do you get an emo down from a tree?
A: you cut the rope...

Q: What do you say when 1, 000 emo's are running through town?
A: The cliff is that way.

Q: What do you call an emo adult?
A: They aren't alive at the time.

Q. What do you call an emo with cancer?
A. Chemo Emo!

Q: How do you make an emo kid cry?
A: Squirt lemon juice on his arm!

Q: Why'd the emo smile?
A: He wanted to try new things..

Q: What do emos use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.


Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3 One to replace it, and 2 to write a song about how they missed the old one

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