Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

thought_criminal

OC, NY

Member Since 2006

Followers 15 Following 26

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Aug 20, 2006

Aug 20, 2006
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Thai peanut noodles are the bombdiggity!!!! Now for some Emo jokes!


Q: How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
A: Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito.

Q: How do you get an emo down from a tree?
A: you cut the rope...

Q: What do you say when 1, 000 emo's are running through town?
A: The cliff is that way.

Q: What do you call an emo adult?
A: They aren't alive at the time.

Q. What do you call an emo with cancer?
A. Chemo Emo!

Q: How do you make an emo kid cry?
A: Squirt lemon juice on his arm!

Q: Why'd the emo smile?
A: He wanted to try new things..

Q: What do emos use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.


Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3 One to replace it, and 2 to write a song about how they missed the old one

More Blogs

  • 10.08.06
    2

    Sunday Oct 08, 2006

    well i found the code that will completely hide everything on your My…
  • 10.06.06
    3

    Friday Oct 06, 2006

    Read More
  • 10.05.06
    0

    Thursday Oct 05, 2006

  • 10.04.06
    1

    Wednesday Oct 04, 2006

    Read More
  • 10.02.06
    3

    Monday Oct 02, 2006

  • 10.01.06
    0

    Sunday Oct 01, 2006

    Read More
  • 09.30.06
    2

    Saturday Sep 30, 2006

    Read More
  • 09.29.06
    2

    Friday Sep 29, 2006

    Read More
  • 09.27.06
    8

    Wednesday Sep 27, 2006

    Read More
  • 09.25.06
    0

    Monday Sep 25, 2006

    it's getting chilly here. bring on the snow. i'm ready and bored.

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
9
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,120,443 followers
  • 14,921,484 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,395,321 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo