Boredom must have stagnated in my skull the other day. I awoke from a deep trance to find I was sitting infront of the idiot box watching some talk show with a topic about women who are unsatisfied with their boyfriends/ husbands because their partners wouldn't perform oral sex. 
Now, what man in his right mind would not kneel before the shrine and bless it? I understand if things aren't quite right - I mean, I wouldn't want anyone near me unless I've showered. But these nimrods were of a mind (or lack of) that it wasn't pleasureable for them so why do it?
It confused me greatly. I thought all men knew the true delight of kissing heaven's gate. When a woman grabs your hair while thrashing about, yelling your name and all the saints out loud, that has to register on the pleasure meter somewhere? I have looked into ancient texts that talk about it, women's magazines, talked with female friends and even lesbian friends to truly understand what is quite an art form. Where's the problem?
How can you turn away from God's most beautifully made flower? The best part is, you can nibble on it for hours and it won't wilt
Now, what man in his right mind would not kneel before the shrine and bless it? I understand if things aren't quite right - I mean, I wouldn't want anyone near me unless I've showered. But these nimrods were of a mind (or lack of) that it wasn't pleasureable for them so why do it?
It confused me greatly. I thought all men knew the true delight of kissing heaven's gate. When a woman grabs your hair while thrashing about, yelling your name and all the saints out loud, that has to register on the pleasure meter somewhere? I have looked into ancient texts that talk about it, women's magazines, talked with female friends and even lesbian friends to truly understand what is quite an art form. Where's the problem?
How can you turn away from God's most beautifully made flower? The best part is, you can nibble on it for hours and it won't wilt
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lionboy:
Hey you know, my cat didn't really freak out at all? He was concerned for the first hour or so but then he just curled up and went to sleep in his carrier. Occasionally, he'd look up and ask if we were there yet but then he'd go back to sleep. When we finally got here he just went, "Yep, this is where I live". He adjusts pretty quick. Thanks for the good wishes. Everything's going well so far except for spending so much money on furniture... Expensive even when it's inexpensive. :^/
babybeezer:
hehe, I love my red rooom and the fact that it says so much about me...