thorazeen

I was driving around Hollywood Blvd a couple of weeks ago and my friend pointed out Spiderman who was crouching on a trash container trying to act Spidey-like. We got closer and I noticed he was wearing a fannypack...Oh Jeebus NOOOOO!!!!!!

We got even closer and I realized the f@**Ypack matched his outfit.It was red with black webs. I rolled down the window and shouted "Spiderman doesn't wear a fannypack....take it off!!"

I couldn't look at him anymore,it was too revolting...

Fuckn' fannypack of the year no doubt.If you ever see that Spiderman on Hollywood Blvd. please beat the crap out of him...and burn the f@**ypack!